Three criminals were on the run. One brunette, on a red head, and one blonde. They found a room full of sacks. So they decided to jump into the sacks. The police came and kicked one of the bags the brunette was in.
"Meow." the brunette said.
"Oh this is just a bag of cats." The police said. They went to another bag the red head was in. They kicked it.
"Ruff Ruff!" The red head said.
"Oh this is just a bag of dogs." The police said. Lastly they went to the bag the blonde was in. They kicked it. And you know what they heard?
"POOOOTTTTTAAAAATTTTOOO!!!" Coming from the bag.
"Oh it's just a bag of potatoes." The police said. Turns out the police was blonde too.
