Shake it Off, Taylor Swift
I get overpaid,
For never getting laid,
That's what I always say (mm-mm),
That's what I always say (mm-mm).
I look like a rump of steak,
Rollin' round on roller skates,
That's what people say (mm-mm),
That's what people say (mm-mm).
But I keep pooping,
That's what humans dooooooo, and
Just for my amusement,
I like to throw my cat and take a nice hot bubble bath.
The money's gonna come, come, come, come, come,
But I'm still really dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
I'll shove it up my bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
I spend it all, spend it all.
And I guess it's really sad, sad, sad, sad, sad,
That my singing got this bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,
And my lyrics are so crap, crap, crap, crap, crap,
I spend it all, spend it all.
My papa thinks I have herpes,
But it's mistaken for rabies,
That's what they don't see (mm-mm),
That's what they don't see (mm-mm).
I think my music's out of tone,
And that my heart's made out of stone,
That's what they don't know (mm-mm),
That's what they don't know (mm-mm).
And I keep lying,
About the crap I'm buying,
The truth is that I'm dying,
And this whole thing doesn't make the slightest sense.
You may have heard it on the news, news, news, news, news,
That singing pop is what I choose, choose, choose, choose, choose,
To get more cash to buy some shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes,
I spend it all, spend it all.
I'll criticize Miley's nudes, nudes, nudes, nudes, nudes,
So that I'll get more views, views, views, view, views,
And end up on the news, news, news, news, news,
I spend it all, spend it all.
I spend it all, spend it all.
I spend it all, spend it all.
I spend it all, spend it all.
I spend it all, spend it all.
Yo, yo, yo,
While I could've been listening to awesome sounds this song had to come on to the radio and it was not a sick beat.
My ex man brought his new girlfriend so I played this sound and his ears bled out till his brain blew up and poured on the ground, so I put it in a blender and made a shake, shake, shake.
Ok too faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
And I bought a unicorn corn, corn, corn, corn,
And it watches too much porn, porn, porn, porn, porn,
And it ate all of my corn, corn, corn, corn, corn,
I'll cut off his horn, cut off his horn.
My worst is enemy is Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate,
And I swear she's put on weight, weight, weight, weight, weight,
I'll throw a piano at her face, face, face, face, face,
I spend it all, I spend it all.
I spend it all, spend it all.
I spend it all, spend it all.
I'll kill them all, kill them all.
I spend it all, spend it all.
I spend it all, spend it all.
I spend it all, spend it all.
I'll cut off his horn, cut off his horn.
I spend it all, spend it all.
