Red is for rage season 1(RWBY x ??? Male reader)

The stray(episode 15)

Y/N POV

Episode 15 of this show the one where Weiss and Blake get into an argument and we meet penny,I mean they meet penny I already met her.she said I was the best friend she ever had,well if you live as an Android and never get out you tend to have an obsession for having friends and...oh joy Weiss is now going to say boring stuff I don't care about

Weiss:The vytal festival!oh this is absolutely wonderful

I just walk to my team and talk to them

Aiko:Weiss has been acting weirdly today

Dante:I mean it's the Vytal festival who else wouldn't be excited?

Hana:I don't know,maybe Y/N?

Aiko:yeah he doesn't seem like the person to open up to anyone

Y/N:IM ROGHT HERE YOU KNOW!!!

Aiko:oh hey Y/N didn't see you there

Y/N:I'm gonna give you up some spanking if you don't tell me the truth

*KNOCK**KNOCK*KNOCK*

FBI:FBI OPEN UP!!!

Y/N:*mind*da fuq there's FBI in RWBY how come I've never heard of this?*reality*shes 16 ok

Hana:wait you are?

Aiko:it's true

Dante:it doesn't seem like it

Aiko:just because I'm small doesn't mean I'm old enough to beat your @ss

Y/N:and that's how the loli was made

All three:the what?

Y/N:a loli-a person who looks like a child but is legal(anime logic is a b!tch)so Dante you can smash her all you want

They both had disgusted faces and were about to throw up

Aiko:hell ho I ain't giving up my virginity to some spider

Dante:and I ain't getting your virginity to some walking zombie

F/N:HEY!!!

Note:he's semblance is Zombie btw if you don't know

Dante:SORRY

Y/N:oh gawd there's two of them now

Y/N then gets a nightmare of Pyrrha and Dante saying 'Sorry' on loop

Aiko:what do you mean 'there's two of them now'?

Y/N:I mean there's two people who says 'sorry' a lot

Hana:who's the other?

Y/N:Pyrrha aka my girlfriend

All their jaws dropped but then they started bursting out laughing

Aiko:oh my gawd,no offense but you and Pyrrha could never be together your both opposites

Dante:good joke Y/N good joke

Hana:ok now who really says sorry a lot

Pyrrha:I heard somebody say my name,who was it?

Y/N:Oh it's no one

Pyrrha:if you say so

She then walks up and kisses me on the cheek

Pyrrha:don't forget about our private 'sparring' session later*wink"*

I blush a very very hot red no not ruby you sickos,she's technically my sister

Y/N:*mind*oh god what is she gonna do to me,in some books on this website called Wattpad when thefemale says this to a male he's going to get laid,oh god I'm getting laid