Chapter 22-drunk

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by samandcolby6667

by samandcolby6667

Y/n:yo kat imma head home
Kat:ok see ya soon love ya bitchhh
Y/n:love you to bitch
*you walk home and keep tripping becuase u are drunk*
Y/n:COLBY I'M HOME GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND GIVE ME A BIG SLOPPY KISS
Colby:*runs down the stairs*how much alcohol have u had your drunk as fuck
Y/n:oh I don't know like 20 shots and gin also some wine and whiteclaw
Colby:so you are wasted let's take you up to bed
Y/n:no imma stay here and party WHOOOOOO
Colby:no you are going to bed it's 4am
Y/n:i don't give a shit let's party
*you start dancing while colby gets you some water*
Colby:you are crazy when you are drunk you know that right?
Y/n:I'm always crazy bitch
Colby:yeah I know
*you blank out and fall to the ground*
Colby:oh for fuck sake
*colby takes you up to your room and puts you on the bed*
Colby:*texts sam*

C:yo how's kat?
S:drunk asf why?
C:y/n just blanked out she has had to much alcohol
S:kats twerking on the kitchen counter
C:bro wtf y/n was dancing and screaming
S:damn
C:I've never seen her this drunk before
S:kats always like this when she is drunk
C:oh I know she tried humping me one night 💀
S:she tried cutting my hair with a fork once
C:a fork wtf
S:yes a fork imma try get kat to bed now talk tmrw bruva
C:ok bye

*you wake up again and scare colby*
Y/n:yoooooooooo
Colby:wtttfff
Y/n:I'M A UNICORN AND I LIKE TITTIES
Colby:you need sleep
Y/n:I SAID I'M A UNICORN AND I LIKE TITTIES
Colby:I really don't care
Y/n:I'm too warm
Colby:ok get Changed then you drunk bitch
Y/n:woooooooowww is that a pool!?
Colby:yes it is dont you even think-
*before colby could finish his sentence you where running downstairs to find the pool*
Colby:BABE GET BACK HERE!
y/n:I'm too warm let's go for a swim
Colby:no your to drunk to swim!
*you jump in the pool*
Colby:you idiot
*colby jumps in after you and drags you out*
Y/n:let me go back in!
Colby:NO YOU ARE TOO DRUNK GET SOME REST
Y/N:I'M NOT DRUNK BITCH
Colby:yes you are go get some sleep
Y/n:I don't need sleep!
Colby:Y/n get to bed!
Y/n:fine!
*instead of going to bed you walk to the kitchen and try get a whiteclaw*
Colby:*grabs the whiteclaw*nice try no more alcohol for you
Y/n:ugh
Colby:you are going to bed now
Y/n:but I like titties and frogs
Colby:what the actully fuck
*colby picks you up and puts you in your room*
Y/n:why are we here?
Colby:you need to get sleep
Y/n:noo
Colby:now!
Y/n:ok then
*you lay down on the bed and conk out*
Colby:thank god she is alseep
*colby falls asleep*
Colby:it's 1pm already god!
*colby leaves the room to let you sleep*
Y/n:colby? COLBY???
*colby comes running up the stairs*
Colby:are you ok?
Y/n:I swear I saw some one in the bathroom!
Colby:are you sure?
Y/n:Yes really sure!
Colby:ok ill go check
*colby walks into the bathroom*
Y/n:anything?
Colby:why is there a gun on the counter?
Y/n:colby get out of there!
Colby:just one second babe
Y/n:colby!
Colby:what is it now
Stranger:long time no see Cole Robert brock
Colby:who the fuck are you and get your hands off my wife!
Y/n:colby help!
Stranger:so you don't remember me?
Colby:Well you are wearing a mask also get of my girl!
Stranger:why should I?
Colby:I swear to god if you don't let go of her!
Stranger:what you gonna do hurt me ahhh I'm so fucking scared
Y/n:get off me you ugly rat!
Stranger:what did you just call me?
Y/n:I called you a ugly rat!
Stranger:so you think it's a good idea to call me names?
Y/n:you really think I'm weak don't you
Stranger:of course you are weak you are a girl
Y/n:*punches the stranger in the face*so am I weak?
Colby:thats my girl
Stranger:fuck sake my lip
Colby:who even are you anyway rat
Stranger:oh so you wanna know who I am?
*the man takes his mask off*
Colby:BRENNEN!
Y/n:wait you know this guy?
Brennen:miss me?
Colby:I thought you where still in jail
Brennen:nope back to doing what I love the most
Y/n:what do you love doing the most?
Brennen:killing or kidnapping little shits like you and your man
Colby:leave us alone what did I ever do to you?
Brennen:you made her kill herself!
Colby:I didn't she didnt even know me!
Y/n:who are yall talking about
Brennen:SHUT UP BITCH