Facebook Convos/ Harry Potter (Returning)

Friends

Draco Malfoy: Is my girlfriend really gonna take a billion hours to get ready? Uggggh
__________________________________________________________

Harry: Hermione taking forever again?

Draco: yep. Third time this week

Ginny: you've seen her hair... Right?

Draco: in the morning? Yep. Scary stuff

Harry: LOL.

Ron: Hermione has to take a billion hours to get that head of hair under control... Otherwise it'll try to take over the world. Hahaha

Harry: shh. She's gonna kill us for making fun of her .. You know that, right?

Ron: I'm just surprised she hasn't already sufficed Malfoy with it yet.

Draco: one time... She almost did.

Harry: is that why she has to braid her hair when she sleeps?

Draco: probably. Ginny?

Ginny: actually... She does it to make her hair "curly" but it always backfires and looks like a birds nest. Which is why she ends up taking forever to get it right.

Draco: at this rate... I'll be dating cousin It.

Ron: who?

Harry: Addams family.... Cousin it. He's the really hairy one?

Draco: precisely.

Ron: oh. Right.

Hermione: Draco... Stop whining. I'm ready to go. Also... F**k you guys. I know my hair is...a bit much sometimes... But I can't help it.

Harry: your hair is like Monica's hair in Barbados. Wild and untamed.

Draco: THAT'S who she reminded me of! Thanks Potter!