Gods&Demi-Gods get Facebook?

Which one is poseidon????

Holy Poseidon's Underpants has joined Facebook
Percy Jackson: finally dad
Tyson: Fish ponies
Annabeth Chase: hi
Leo hot stuf: hi has my dad joined yet?
Hazel: ...
Percy Jackson: Blue Food
Sally Jackson: P..P..Poseidon H..h..hi
Percy Jackson: mum? ^^^ lol
Hazel: what does lol mean?
Jason Grace: Really Hazel? It means lots of Landry
Percy Jackson: Yeah... Jason Grace...
Hazel: I have been dead for years you know?
Jason Grace: Good point
Annabeth: Hazel, it means laugh out loud
Hazel: WHAT? I said it to a guy who's mum just died, he was like hey bad news I was like what? He was like well my mum passed away yesterday I was like sorry but LOL to do bye!!
Jason Grace: hahahahaha wait sorry!
Piper: JASON!!!!!!!

Jason has logged off

Percy Jackson: wait.... Dad? Why is your account called holy Poseidons underpants? Is it really you?

Poseidon has joined Facebook
Poseidon: hey

Holy Poseidons Underpants has logged off

Poseidon: WHAT!!! Who is Holy Poseidons underpants
Tyson: Fish Ponies!!!!
Percy Jackson: hey dad it's Percy, who's your favourite son *HINT* *HINT* lol
Poseidon: erm my favourite son.... Hard wait I don't have one
Percy Jackson: WHO???
Tyson: who.....? Percy? *sad face* : (
Poseidon: I don't have a favourite wait I only have one Demi-God son.... So you Percy xxxx
Annabeth: awwwww so cute ^^^ wish Athena would do that to me
Athena: someone say Athena? Oh you Annabeth
Annabeth: ...
Athena: oh um I have a favourite daughter she is the best daughter in the world but she goes out with the worst boy in the world with the worst dad! Annabeth is my favourite daughter and I hate Percy, love you Annabeth x (beat that Poseidon)
Poseidon: I put four kisses you put only one Athena!
Athena: Annabeth Chase XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Poseidon: wanna have a private chat Percy Jackson??
Percy Jackson: sure!

Sorry this chapter was quite small the next chapter will be Poseidon and Percy talking!!! Plz follow me I really appreciate it F4F