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Cá Priamos Ferrer
October 13, 2019 at 05:00

Jyotsna:
Hi, good morning!

Cá:
Hi, good morning ka r'yan.

Patay ka kay Mama, unggoy! Ano'ng oras na! Kanina pa kita tinatawagan! Hindi ka mahagilap!

Jyotsna:
Sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet.

My name is Jace. I'm with Jyotsna. Is she your sister?

Cá:
Oo, kapatid ko nga.

Sino ka? Boyfriend niya???

Jyotsna:
No, no, no.

Taga gawa lang nila ako ng research paper. Anyway, I'm with your sister. Tulog ate mo, lasing na lasing.

Millennials’ owner contacted me and asked me to pick up your sister because no one would answer his calls.

Cá:
Lasing? Lagot talaga 'yan kay Mama.

Nasaan po ba kayo banda?

Jyotsna:
Malapit lang ba kayo dito sa Millennials?

You can head straight here and we'll take you home. Just tell us the way.

No need to carry her alone.

Kasi ang bigat pala ng ate mo. 😀

Baka hindi mo mabuhat.

:
HAHAHAHAHAHA baka mauna pa akong mamatay bago ko mauwi 'yan.

Jyotsna:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cá:
Sige po, papunta na ako. Mga 5 minutes, nandiyan na ako.

Sorry, kakagising ko lang rin kasi kaya hindi ko nasagot 'yong mga messages kanina pati tawag. 3 am pa lang no'ng tumawag siya.

Jyotsna:
Nah, kid. It's cool.

We'll be waiting here at Millennials.
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