Peppa ran away. Far. She found a home near weed branches and lived on sausages and WEED... Then she realised... is this how yummy pigs are?
She hatched a mastermind plan. She was going to chop Daddy Pig's big dick off and blend it with his secret stash of cocaine and vodka. And jump in muddy puddles.
So she started to plot out her plan. She cackled in her weird accent because she WAS a psychopath who puts milk in before the cereal and eats KitKat bars WITHOUT SNAPPING IN HALF THEM FIRST.
So she broke into the house with a gun she stole from Pedro Pony.
