Naruto smut one shot (seme reader/M or F x favorite characters)

Voodoo doll

kinda_sad_pansexual female seme x Kakashi Smut

You are in your class not giving a single fuck about what's going on in life, honestly why even bother having a life when all you do is sleep, wake up, go to school get to work,  get paid buy the necessities when needed, make dinner, watch some movies, go to sleep, start the ruteen all over again? its tiering to be honest nothing fun ever happens like  the comic books you've read or the anime's you've watched like Sword art online or BNHA or Fairy tale or Naruto, speaking of which, you wonder how your dolls are doing, being the lonesome human your are, you occupied yourself in making dolls of your favorite characters from different, anime, but there is one in particular that always makes your day, you finally give a soft smile thinking about your Kakashi voodoo doll, the missed matched buttoned eyes of red and black, the silver soft hair you plucked from your cat, the only doll you can actually dress up, but since you didn't know his face yet the mask is still attached, lets just get this over with so i could finally go home and be with senpai, you thought as your smile fades and you are back to brooding again as your history teacher speaks of WWII

Boring!

It's 7 on the evening as you as you annoyingly kick off your shoes, and stomping up the stairs to your bedroom, scaring your cat as you slam the door you flop on your bed and screamed in your pillow,

MMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Why are you so mad? well you just got into a quarrel with your boyfriend, or should i say ex boyfriend, yeah, he broke up with you, not being comfortable about your lite secret, what secret you ask?

That you're a Hermaphrodite

Yup, you are a girl, but you have a male sex region, now its not like you wanted to be that way in fact, you tried to save enough to change it, that damned part was the reason your parents ignored you physically, of course they send you money for your personal benefits, the reason you hide away from others just so you wouldn't be a laughing stock of your peers, the reason your boyfriend who loved all of you in the first place, making you keep it back then was now out of your life.

But there was one advantage that you enjoy with that mistake of a part

You shuffle around your closet until finally your prize was in sight, your Kakashi Voodoo doll was withing your grasp.... And fully naked too, perfect!

In the Naruto world

Kakashi was walking aimlessly though the streets of konoha, while reading his icha icha  paradise he suddenly felt something in his lower region
'not again' he whispers, jugging towards his house, which was up ahead, as soon as he got in and locked the door the feeling became worse, this has been happing almost every month, sometimes on missions, which almost got him killed, during meeting- my God that was hard!- and even training his students!, and whenever that happens he calls in sick! It was frustrating!!

Yet at the same time.........
It felt good........

"M-mh~ " he moans when he feels that big invisible.... Thing enter him through his pants and his balls being played with carelessly, What's going on? who is doing this? why dose it feel good?

Reality
"Oh fuck kakashi" you breathed as you fucked the doll senseless pretending that he's really there, the face he would make as you pleasure him, with those eyes that warms your heart, that soft silver hair and that wheat pale skin, "so beautiful" this always makes you feel better, makes you stress free makes you
"Nnnngghhhh~!"
Cum so quickly

Naruto verse

"Mmghhh~! ha.... ha...ha.." Kakashi collapse on his couch, he was spent from all that accord, but at the same time relived, he would never admit that but, work has been stressful these past few weeks that.... Activity was quite relaxing
i love you kakashi senpai
Did i forget to mention that there are soothing whispers afterwards that calm him down more? a girls whispers he concludes, so soothing yet embarrassing because, lets be honest, being invisibly fucked by a female, would kill any mans pride

Who are you? ......
What are you? .....
Where are you?.....

End fells a bit rubbish to me but hey its fanfiction
See ya!