How to be British

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(Teaching my friend how to perfect her British accent)

Me: How do you say 'house'?

Friend: (in British accent) Why are you asking me how to say house?

Me: Bc it's flat

Me: What is the police number?

Friend: Uh...

Me: 999

Me: Oh, and one last thing, what do you call a mall?

Friend: uh...

Me: Shopping centre

Me: Oh! And there is no elementary, middle, and high school. It's primary and secondary school.

AND THAT IS HOW YOU PERFECT A BRITISH ACCENT I'M SERIOUSLY NOT TRYING TO FORGET ANYTHING OR OFFEND ANYONE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED LIKE NO JOKE MY FRIEND WAS CLUELESS

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