(Teaching my friend how to perfect her British accent)
Me: How do you say 'house'?
Friend: (in British accent) Why are you asking me how to say house?
Me: Bc it's flat
Me: What is the police number?
Friend: Uh...
Me: 999
Me: Oh, and one last thing, what do you call a mall?
Friend: uh...
Me: Shopping centre
Me: Oh! And there is no elementary, middle, and high school. It's primary and secondary school.
AND THAT IS HOW YOU PERFECT A BRITISH ACCENT I'M SERIOUSLY NOT TRYING TO FORGET ANYTHING OR OFFEND ANYONE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED LIKE NO JOKE MY FRIEND WAS CLUELESS
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