109 ways to have fun with inanimate objects

16.

I'M BAAAAAAACKKKKK!

Okay so I've been writing a book called I Am Evil on my main *serious* account. Follow me at SamanthaMeaganSmith!

ANYWHOOOoooooo  lets get past the shameless self advertising.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate books? 

For reals. You're bored. HERE'S A BOOK!

Now I don't know if I've done anything on books before but this one should be fun.

      MWAHAHAHAHA

                MWAHAHAHAHAHA

                                MWAHAHAHA-*coughs uncontrollably* 

        Well for starters you can read a book.

        Then you can cry about that book.

        Then you can get angry at the ending AND THROW IT AT THE WALL!!!! *heavy breathing*

     Orrrrrr you can use it as a weapon.

        Things get rough around Christmas time....

Oh no a burglar!

Grab a book and slam it in their face.... so the steps are.

1. Have a robber in your house

2. Get a big hardback book. (Mine's Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix)

3. Hide in a corner.

4. When you see the burger, give him a big ol' slap in the face!!!