Kat: ahem.
Austin: *crab walking to refrigerator*
Ria: we seem to have gotten side tracked.
Kat: *nods in agreement*
Austin: *looks around realizing what he's doing* what the fuck
*le Kat and Ria grab aus10 arms*
Austin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Kat: simply fucking you.
Ria: I thought we were marrying him
Kat: oh... oh yeah. Were marrying you.
Austin: whAt
Kat: deal with it
Ria: it means we get your penis too
Austin: but he's shy
Ria: NO MATTER. WE SHALL MAKE HIM UNSHY! *reaches for zipper*
Kat: ria no, it might fall off. Shy people do those kinds of things.
Ria: *nods* true, true.
Austin: pls, doughnut marry me.. my wife will show up in anger .
Kat: oh yeah I forgot. You have a girlfriend. I didn't know you married her though.. oh well we will continue to marry you anyways.
Ria: *investigates Instagram page* there are no announcements of marriage Carlile.
Austin: ....
*LE JAIME BREAKS THROUGH ROOF*
Jaime: THAT IS BECAUSE SHE WAS JUST A DISTRACTION FROM THE TRUTH.
Ria & Kat: *GASP*
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OF APPLES AND AUSTIN (AN AUSTIN CARLILE FANFIC) ;3
FanfictionOne trip to McDonalds with his dog can turn into another adventure with Kat and Ria, the kidnappers of band members. See what happens to Austin Carlile in this fun little journey...
