Two campers are hiking in the woods when one of them gets bit on the rear end by a rattlesnake. They don't know what to do so the camper that didn't get bitten runs ten miles to the closest town and finds a doctor. The doctor can't help because he is delivering a baby, but tells him if he cuts an X with a knife where his friend got bitten and sucks out the poison then his friend will be saved. He runs back and his friend asks him "what did the doctor say". "He says you are going to die", the other camper says.
