*The Blind Melon's Pov*
I walked through the eerie forest alone.
Suddenly something in my pocket vibrated.
Holy shit,I didn't know I had a phone.
I realised I had a text
Kim K:Come over baby and look at my fake arse
Holy shit.I have Kim K's no.
I followed the path to Kim's house.
When I opened the door,
I saw Kim and her butt
Behind her stood JLo and niki minaj
“WE ARE THE BOOTY ILLUMINATI!!!"
“AHHHHHHH"
Omg the booty illuminati are harvesting people's butt's to extract them into their own .
God is right,I was so bad and got sent here.There's no way i am gonna make it out alive.
Holy CRAP.My arse is gonna get extracted.
“Come here baby"They all said at the same time.
*woosh*
What the fuck just happen
Oh yes my ass just got extracted
Its no longer there
Holy shit.I have no more ass
I should hurry get out of here
Just as i opened the door,
I see a purple portal.
Just my luck,it sucked me in.
Btw,I look disfigured without my ass .
