If a pogo to the kneecaps wasn't bad enough, Blarney won $82. He was finally able to put a down payment on an escalator. Dingo had to drive him on account of the fleas. She never even asked for an apology for breaking Blarneys knees. She just accepted it like a high risk credit card. Sally happened to also be shopping for an escalator. Blarney thought that she was an escalator and tried to purchase her at the return counter. The salesman could not find a barcode but not from a lack of frying. Dingo absolutely hated Sally but that was fine because Sally was half human and half human. Wait. Blarney said for absolutely no reason "Sally will you marry me" and the two were married one week later. Things were going great until one night, when they were baking their electronics, they heard the violent pitter patter of a pogo.
