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Hey guys this is going to be a bit short because I wrote this in 10 minutes and I have a big competition this weekend so early update.
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There is always those kind of people who are like," haha you have coca cola on your shirt!"
And I swear to you my reaction most of the time is," Really Sherlock? Well you have ugly on you face."
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How can people say cupcakes are not healthy
Its bread...
It makes the booty big...
Whats not healthy about that!
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Of course I talk to myself...
I need expert advice.
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That's it guys sorry I cant update this weekend. To be honest I am updating early because I feel really bad that I haven't updated in like 2 weeks and even though I should be doing all the homework I have to do and practecing for my competition so love me!!

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