Patrick
River
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'Hey, don't wanna sound like a creepy dude but your face is pretty.'
'Pretty enough for you to sit on it??
'What!?'
'What?'
'Are you already drunk!?'
'Do I look drunk?'
'No.'
'Yeah, okay. I'll believe you.'
'You know, in the word 'believe', there is the word 'lie'.'
'Stop talking.'
'My mouth does more wonders. Should I show you?'
'Excuse me?'
'Excused.'
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