TEDDY: i'm not giving you his nudes if thats what you're asking for 💀
YOU: omg dumbass we're meeting in hogsmeade today i need to know how dressed up he is so i can coordinate
TEDDY: bitch did y'all not talk about this when you planned it or not 😭 kids these days ask him yourself
YOU: you know i wonder what mcgonagall would do if she finds out you've been sneaking those magazines in hogwarts
TEDDY: white button down pushed up to his elbows with black jeans and white trainers he also brought a coat with him since it might snow today
YOU: lovely he looks like a whole 5 course meal 😍
TEDDY: go fix yourself and leave me and my magazines alone i don't even HAVE any magazines
YOU: sure jan
TEDDY:
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THE COOL BUT DUMB KID
YOU: what's she wearing
D WALSH: what are you talking about omg should i be scared
YOU: i'm talking about vangie lol she asked me to meet her in hogsmeade idk what it's about but i don't wanna look too dressed up
D WALSH: oh she's still choosing clothes give me one minute [read 10:20 am]
YOU: literally 10 minutes have passed 💀
D WALSH: ok she's done it's cold outside so she wore one of those warm sweater dresses with thigh high boots
YOU: oh 😳
YOU: that's hot message not sent!
D WALSH: yeah she's about to leave now you kids go have fun
YOU: alright thanks dottie
[12:10 pm]
DOTTIE THE LOML, MY RIDE OR DIE
YOU: i'm in hogwarts please come meet me
DANCE MONKEY: omg already?? back so soon?
YOU: yeah i'm going to the ravenclaw tower right now i'll meet you outside
DANCE MONKEY: what's going on? where's draco?
YOU: i couldn't do it i didn't confess to him he's still in hogsmeade
DANCE MONKEY: WHAT??? what tf happened? why is he still there?
YOU: we got there just fine and we were going to order a butterbeer when astoria greengrass showed up out of nowhere and she joined our table i tried to say no but she'd already sat down and brought some more friends over as well
DANCE MONKEY: OMG THATS SUCH A BITCH MOVE ITS SO OBVIOUS YOU TWO WERE TRYING TO BE ALONE
DANCE MONKEY: what did draco do?
YOU: we stayed with the group for a couple minutes then he told me we'll move to madam puddifoot's instead but when we got there, i excused myself to use the ladies' room while he got us drinks and i come back to see astoria AGAIN there talking to him i go over to ask her nicely to leave, but then i hear her confessing to draco just at that moment
DANCE MONKEY: holy shit i am so mad right now you have no idea
YOU: oh you and me both
DANCE MONKEY: and then what happened after???
YOU: i left right away i couldn't stay anymore not when she already ruined everything from three broomsticks all the way to madam puddifoot's
YOU: idek why i'm crying i feel so stupid i should've stayed to hear what draco had to say to her but i chickened out and left before i hear something i won't like
DANCE MONKEY: oh babe:( don't worry, i'm almost there
