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a/n This is just a little joke chapter based on a conversation i had with my gc so
edit#2 My school got canceled for two weeks SKSKSKSKSK
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★Goddess💫 has started a chat room!★

★Goddess💫  has added Shrub Head to the chat!★

★Goddes💫  has added
🔥HotnCold❄️ to the chat!★

★Goddess💫 has added Boom Boom to the chat!★

Shrub Head
excuse-

Boom Boom
AH HELL NAW
NOPE
IM OUT

★Boom Boom has left the chat!★

★🔥HotnCold❄️ has added Boom Boom to the chat!★

🔥HotnCold❄️
You're staying here Bakugo

Goddess💫
thank you sho
i just wanted to talk to you guys🥺👉👈

Boom Boom
fuck u all

Goddess💫
mmmm
h a r d p a s s

Shrub Head
HAH

Boom Boom
I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

Goddess💫
yeah sure
anyway
you guys know about the coronavirus?

🔥HotnCold❄️
of course
it's already killed thousands of people, how could we not know

Shrub Head
yeah it's pretty serious

Goddess💫
yeah yeah well
if someone in a school gets the coronavirus
the school shuts down
so i was thinking

Shrub Head
y/n no

Goddess💫
if i were to

Shrub Head
no

Goddess💫
hypothetically

🔥HotnCold❄️
y/n please stop

Goddess💫
get the coronavirus

Boom Boom
i swear to fucking god

Goddess💫
our problems would be solved

🔥HotnCold❄️
how so?

Goddess💫
it's a win win situation when you think about it
if i get corona, the school shuts down
so A) no one has to go to school and B) i may die
i see no flaws in my plan

Shrub Head
um
I SEE A PRETTY BIG FLAW

Boom Boom
i agree with deku for once

🔥HotnCold❄️
midoriya is quite right here

Goddess💫
where

Shrub Head
aHem
YOU'D DIE
or at best get sick
so not a win for me