tumblr // lashton

arctic monkeys.

- Luke -

insomniashton: does water just taste like the inside of our mouths?

luke_is_a_penguin: ASHTON it's three in the morning

insomniashton: thoughts bro

luke_is_a_penguin: your message woke me up )))):

insomniashton: cry some more

luke_is_a_penguin: i will

insomniashton: i'll make you drown in your tears

luke_is_a_penguin: technically you're making me wet

insomniashton: ...

luke_is_a_penguin: we all saw it coming

insomniashton: i saw you coming (((((;

luke_is_a_penguin: i'm uncomfortable

insomniashton: (;

luke_is_a_penguin: go to sleep

insomniashton: okay goodnight i love you

luke_is_a_penguin: i love you, too.

~

luke_is_a_penguin: NO SCHOOL 

insomniashton: no duh it's saturday

luke_is_a_penguin: ya

insomniashton: so what's up

luke_is_a_penguin: ya

luke_is_a_penguin: wait wat

insomniashton: you're a disaster.

luke_is_a_penguin: so we should go on a date.

insomniashton: okay...

luke_is_a_penguin: wanna go to the park then get some lunch?

insomniashton: sounds good.

luke_is_a_penguin: okay i'll be there in an hour

insomniashton: can't wait :D

~ 

"Go catch that bird." I said, taking a drink of my soda and pointing to a bird on the grass. Ashton shook his head.

"You're crazy if I think I'm going to do that." He said. There was a silence for a minute.

"So are you gonna do it?" I asked.

"Of course I am." He said, getting up and putting down his drink. He started walking towards it, but came back.

"This is a boring dare. Spice it up." He said. I nodded.

"Um, get as close as you can to the bird then do a cartwheel." I said. He gave me a thumbs-up and made his way towards to the bird. Once he was a foot away from it, he did a cartwheel. It made a noise and flew away.

"Baby, come back! You can blame it all on me!" Ashton sang, grabbing his heart dramatically and laying down, since he failed to land correctly with his cartwheel.

"Ashton, if you love him, let him go." I said. He looked at me and laughed. He got up and started walking back. 

"People were staring." I said, laughing.

"Good. Everyone needs to see this." He said, doing a pose and pointing to his face. I laughed, standing up and walking behind him as we walking to a place to eat.