Danganronpa chatfic

Fix Naegami Squad.

*John Watson has removed Bundle of Hope and Bitch Better Have My Money from the chat*

John Watson: it all went to shit.

Sherlock Holmes: Makoto is singing Fools by Troye Sivan in his shower... ((A/n if you guys don't know the song then you must be living under a rock, but that's okay! I put the song on top so if you don't know it and wanna know you could just click it!!))

Liar🚹: he actually has a really good voice... he should try for ultimate singer.

Did someone say HOPE?!?!: we'll suggest it to him after we get them back together.

An octagon has 8 sides: do you really believe we should put our noses into their business?

Teacher's pet: Yes! We should not! It is very disrespectful!

Liar🚺: hold on there. They do need our assistance. Last night Togami texted me, he's broken and he wants to become a better boyfriend but doesn't know how.

Sherlock Holmes: yes, Makoto came into my room last night to vent. Then we had friend cuddles and he fell asleep.

DONUTdisturb(Aoi): friend cuddles are the best!

John Watson: so I was thinking, we need a group of people to go to Togami, educate him on how to treat your significant other. We don't pressure him!

How many sides does an octagon have?!?!: Shuichi could you hurry this up? Makoto is singing Talking To The Moon by Bruno Mars. His voice is beautiful but it's making me sad.

An octagon has 8 sides: I hate to admit it, but it's starting to make me feel sad too.

Little bundle of Hope: I can't stand to see my brother sad!!

John Watson: OKAY OKAY!! Celestia, Kyoko, Nagito, Sonia, Chiaki and Izuru will go to Togami cause you guys know more about relationships and will be able to help him.

Mikan's Queen: HEY! I've been with Mikan longer than any of them have been with their lovers!!

John Watson: yeah but when are you ever serious?

Mikan's Queen: ....yeah... that's fair.

John Watson: Komaru, Junko, Kokichi Sweetheart, Kaito, Kaede, Hajime, Chihiro, Toko, Souda, Gundham, Aoi, Rantaro and Akane. You guys take Makoto out, distract him, make him feel better.

Liar🚹: of course my Beloved!!

Mikan's Queen: IM GONNA BUY HIM SO MANY CLOTHESSSS!!!

Shouldn't go to space: wait, what about Makiroll?

Rejected Assassination Classroom design: please don't loop me into this, I'm no good at relationship advice or comfort.

VORE ME!!!: what about me?!?! Why can't I hang out with the Hope Bean?!?!

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: YOULL TAKE HIM INTO A SEX SHOP!!

VORE ME!!: OKAY AND????

Should be in Grease: I swear if you ruin Makoto's last innocence I will turn you into butter!!!!((a/n 🙂))

Bakugo Kinnie: I SWEAR TO GOD MIU IF YOU DONT STOP MOANING I WILL SEND YOU TO A WHORE HOUSE!!!

Bakugo Kinnie: ....

Bakugo Kinnie: I JUST MADE IT WORSE!!!!

Atua is inside me🙂: God???

Bakugo Kinnie: yes, God, gotta problem?

Atua is inside me🙂: ...

*Atua is inside me🙂 has left the chat*

Bakugo Kinnie: ah shit Peko help! She's gonna kill me.