A/N: If this makes you laugh then vote and drop a comment! don't care what you say! :D
Jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a filthy hobo
Jack fell down on a clown and jill fell on a moose
Humpty dumpty sat on his walls
Humpty dumpty fell and broke his balls
And all the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't help humpty out cause it wasn't appropriate since none of them were medical doctors and when you think about it why are the kings men there to help? i mean what is your qualifications anyways
Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!
What's that smell? "oh its my bum"
Why does it smell? i have no clue
Maybe its because i went... ok i'm not finishing that sentence its clear what it is. lol
For SaraImrie: Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
Humpty dumpty fell on his balls, and now he cannot walk XD
For isabelboo:Sing this in the twinkle twinkle tone.
Twinkle, Twinkle, little star,
My dad sleeps, in a car
He's a hobo if you didn't know
He's so crazy, a tree is his foe.
Twinkle, Twinkle, little star,
My dad sleeps, in a car
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I took the classic nursery rhymes and flipped the script! if you want me to do one i haven't already just drop a comment!
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