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LUDUS

In a chat with Glitch.

Luna:
What if you can sense an earthquake
that's about to occur everytime
your body hair stand up?

Glitch:
Then everytime i poop,
there would be an earthquake???

Luna:
You get goosebumps everytime
you poop????

Glitch:
Cant blame me.
Pooping relaxes me.

Luna:
Agreed.

Glitch:
Don't you have classes today?

Luna:
Im having allergies so I cant
come to school.

Glitch:
Drink some meds for it.

Luna:
Already did.

Glitch:
Feeling much better
than before?

Luna:
Yeah.

Glitch:
I feel like there's more
than that. What's your other
reason for not attending school?

Luna:
Huh? Nothing. I just have
allergies that's all.

Glitch:
Really?

Luna:
Yeah.

Luna:
Have you ever heard of
Thallium poisoning?

Glitch:
Aint that a chemical in
the periodic table?

Luna:
Uhuh. It looks like tin but it
changes when exposed on air.

Luna:
I'm currently fascinated by it.
Because of Stephanie Soo's vid
again!!! Do you know that only
200 people in china can access
thallium because it's so dangerous.
That it could kill you if you
consume high dosage of it.

Glitch:
It's a metal.
How tf people eat metal?

Luna:
There's a lot of way to consume this.
Do you know that it is actually used
to kill lice back in the days? You
consume it and your hair falls out
(symptoms of thallium poisoning)
and then your lice are gone. It's also
commonly used for poisoning
presidents. Idk its weird.

Glitch:
Huh??? Wtf. They consume
that to get rid of lice by making
you bald???

Luna:
Uhuh.

Luna:
Idk. Its weird. I only heard
two cases of thallium poisoning.
And you know what's weirder?

Glitch:
What?

Luna:
You know the blue
pigment used in paint?

Glitch:
What is it?

Luna:
Its called Prussian Blue and they
use it to cure the thallium poisoning.
But there's a lot more about
prussian blue. America actually
houses prussian blue because it
can also cure radiation poisoning or something. In case of nuclear
bombing i guess.

Glitch:
Wow. I learn a lot from you.
How tf did you learn this?

Luna:
Stephanie soo is my teacher.

Glitch:
Thank you for teaching
my Luna, Stephanie!

Luna:
Your Luna?

Glitch:
Yeah.

Luna:
Hey. I've been learning different
language lately and what if we
change our endearment
or something?

Glitch:
What language are you studying?

Luna:
Filipino.

Glitch:
Ok. What do you propose?

Luna:
There's this filipino word "tangi".
You drag the syllable "Ta" then
you say "ngi.

Glitch:
Okay. But what does it mean?

Luna:
It means my one and only.
My favorite.

Glitch:
Okay.
Luna, you are my tangi. :)