CREEYPASTA SCRIPT

Part 2

Lazari: mind: Oh shit Jeff is coming inside...
Lazari scury's to her bed and pretends to sleep.
Jeff: *face is slightly red*
Toby: Where have you been?
Eyeless Jack: Making out with his brother?
Jeff: *throws a knife at Jack just barely missing his head*
Lazari hears knife hit the wall instead of jack's head
Lazari: damn...
Jeff: You won't ruin this for me...
Jeff: *smiles broadly*
Eyeless Jack: Uh, Jeff, it was a joke, jeesus.
Jeff: Oh yeah, a joke, am I laughing?
Lazari: *peeps head out of her room* Shut up i'm trying to sleep!
Jeff turns to Lazari, looking mor creepy than usual...
Jeff: Sorry Lazari, your boyfriend and I were just having a little pep talk...
Lazari: deliousinal, Just a little? I as single as a pringle *shuts door*
Eyeless Jack: Gay bitch...
Jeff: *smiles so wide it blends in with his cuts*
Lazari: *peeps head out of door again and stares blankly at Jack*
Jeff: Wanna say that again jackass?
Eyless JAck: Gay...
Eyeless Jack: Bitch!
Lazari walks out of her room in p.js
Gets ready both hammerhands.
Thoughts of Liu swarms Jeff's head...
Flashbacks of Jeff trying to kill Liu come to mind...
Lazari: The hell have I told you?!
Jeff: You are dead.
Eyeless Jack: *takes off mask*
Lazari: No, no, no, No ones dying today.
Eyeless Jack: Yes there is someone dying today...
Eyeless Jack: And it's him!!!
Lazari: You know how annoying this is?
Lazari grabs both of their arms.
Both of them squirm out of Lazari's grip and run outside...
Lazari: GOD DAMNIT
EJ: *lunges at Jeff*
Lazari: MR. SLENDYMAN JEFF AND JACK ARE FIGHTING AGAIN
Slender Man: Oh great...
Jeff: *dodges*
Ej: *tries to grab the scarf around jeffs neck*
Jeff: *smacks Jack*
Lazari watches from her room and starts to cry...
Ej: Oh your boyfriend gave you his scarf...
Ej: *rips scarf from around Jeff's neck*
Ej: How touching!!
Jeff: *eyes turn black leaving a white ring around where the pupil used to be*
Jeff: You would never...
Jeff: UNDERSTAND!!
Jeff: *moves so fast Jack can't react*
Jeff: *stabs Jack in the stomach with knife*
Jeff: *yanks scarf out of Jacks hands*
Jeff: My love for Liu only makes me stronger, in fact, I love him so much, I can kill you without hesitation, mercy, or tears...
Ej: *lunges at Jeff*
Jeff: *lunges at Jack*
Ej: Yaaaah!!
Jeff: Raaaaagh!
Jeff: *dodges Jack*
Jeff: *goes behind Jack*
Jeff: *stabs him in the neck*
Lazari watches...
Lazari:NO!
Ej: *throws up blood*
Jeff: *picks Jack up by the hair*
Jeff: Have anything else to say about me or Liu?
Ej: *goes limp*
Jeff: Thought so-
Liu: JEFF!!
Jeff: *turns around*
Liu: PUT HIM DOWN!!!
Liu: *runs at Jeff and pins him to the ground*
Ej: *falls to the ground*
Liu: Mr.Nobody!! Take Jack to your workshop! We are done here...
Mr.Nobody: *appears*
Mr.Nobody: Understood.
Mr.Nobody: *takes Jack and disappears*
Liu: Jeff, I'm disappointed!
Lazari: YOU ASSHOLE!
Jeff: Liu, Lazari, no please! I-He!
Liu: SHUT UP!! YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID!!
Lazari puts her hands on her head and starts walking in circles
Liu: Lazari?
Lazari *sniff* Im fine...
Jeff: Heh heh, he deserv-
Liu: *slaps Jeff*
Jeff: OW! The hell!?
Liu: If you truly loved me, you would learn to ignore everyone's hate and concentrate on what and who matters to you...
Liu: If this is ever going to work-between you and I-you will have to learn that first...
Jeff: Liu-
Liu: *disappears*
Jeff: NO!!
Jeff: *falls on knees*
Lazari: Jeff...
Jeff: ...
Jeff: If you want me to say sorry...
Jeff: I won't...
Jeff: Because I'm not.
Lazari: im not asking you to say sorry.
Lazari: I understand why you did what you did...
Lazari: i'm just saying you need to learn to control yourself when the guys talk about you and Liu...
Jeff: You...
Jeff: You...
Jeff: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
Lazari:...
Jeff: YOU NEVER WILL!!
Lazari: YOU DON"T KNOW THAT!
Lazari: I DO UNDERSTAND!
JefF HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jeff: NO YOU DON'T!!!
Lazari: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DON'T UNDERSTAND?!
Jeff: BECAUSE UNLIKE ZALGO, MY FATHER, HELL, MY WHOLE FAMILY HATED ME!! EVERYONE BESIDES LIU!! AND TO HAVE HIM SHAME ME IS UNBELIEVABLY PAINFUL!! YOUR JUST A STUPID LITTLE SHIT WHO THINKS SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING BUT YOU DON'T!!
Lazari: *eyes widen*
*everyone stares at Jeff*
Slender Man: Jeffrey!
Jeff: SHUT UP ASSHOLE!!
Jeff: I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU!!
Jeff: When Jack comes back...
Jeff: I'm killing him.
Lazari: *smacks jeff*
Jeff: *grabs Lazari's arm*
Jeff: *throws here at Slender Man*
Jeff: See all of you bitches later...
Lazari: YOU FREAKING BITCH
Jeff: *ignores Lazari and disappears*
Lazari runs into Zalgo's room.
Lazari: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO ME?!
Zalgo: Why the hell are you asking?
Lazari: YOU F***ING DEAF?!
Lazari: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
Zalgo: If you really want to know...
Zalgo: ...
Zalgo: *breaks out of rope and chair*
Zalgo: *walks over to Lazari*
Zalgo: *bends down*
Zalgo: I'm your dad Lazari.
Lazari: *eyes widen* 
Zalgo: *disappears in fire*
Lazari: FUC*! *enraged*
Masky: The hell is going on in here!!
Masky: Where's Zalgo!
Lazari walks out of Toby's room still enraged
Lazari: he broke through the rope and chair...
Lazari slams her bedroom door shut.
Toby: *from behind Masky*
Toby: Damn hormones am I right?
Masky: She's 8!!
Toby: Damn early hormones!
Masky: Shut up idiot.
Lazari cries in a corner silently
???: *knocks on Lazari's door*
???: Lazari?
Lazari: what do you want?...
Lulu: *opens the door*
Lulu: It's me Lazari...
Lulu: What happened?
Lazari everyone has kept a secret from me...
Lazari: Now I understand why no one said his name around me...
Lazari: They thought I was too sensitive about him...
Lazari: that's why when we were all fighting him he didn't hurt me as bad as he could have...
Lazari: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!!!
Lulu: No i-it's not your fault
Lazari: yes it is...
Lazari: if I wasn't here Laney wouldn't have been looking for me.
Lazari: If he wasn't looking for me Jeff and him wouldn't have fought...
Lazari: Liu and Jeff wouldn't have talked...
Lazari: Jeff wouldn't be like this
Lazari:  and Jack wouldn't be hurt
Lazari: *starts sobbing*
Lazari: Mumbles: how can love exist if no one expresses it the right way?...
Lulu: I understand, and I'm sure Jeff will figure it out, but it isn't your fault...
Lazari: but will he figure it out?!
Lazari:...
Lulu: I hope he will at least...
Lulu: But it isn't your fault...
Lazari: im looking for him.
Lulu: Ok, I will stay at the cabin...
Lazari: okay...
Lazari walks out of the room and is about to leave the cabin
Slender Man: Your going out to find him
Lazari stops.
Lazari: yeah...
Slender Man: Lazari, why do you constantly go after him? Maybe he just needs space.
Lazari: The people who live in this cabin is my family. If I have to look for them even when they're pissed at me I will because I care about them. I would do the same for anyone else who lives in this cabin.
Slender Man: *hugs Lazari* I wish you luck...
Lazari: Thank you...
Lazari leaves...
In the woods with Lazari...
???: Far from home aren't you?
Lazari: whos there?!
The Puppeteer: Just me...
Lazari: what are you doing out here?
The Puppeteer: Just wandering the "Woods"
The Puppeteer: Hmmmm?
Lazari: have you seen Jeff or Liu?...
The Puppeteer: Why yes I have...
Lazari: do you think you could show me where?
The Puppeteer: *jumps from the tree*
The Puppeteer: It would be my pleasure...
The Puppeteer: Although I can't show you, I did see Liu about 12 miles East from here...
Lazari: thank you...
Lazari starts sprinting east...
Liu: Hm?
Liu: *turns around*
Lazari: LIU?!
Liu: *nods*
Lazari: Are you okay?!
Liu: ...
Liu: No...
Lazari: what's wrong?
Liu: I don't know if Jeff and I will really work out...
Lazari: have you talked to him since what happened at the cabin?
Liu: I have, but he didn't answer, he started shaking and crying, until I walked away...
Liu: I know I shouldn't have, but...
Liu: I COULDN'T BARE TO SEE HIM THAT WAY!!
Liu: *sobs*
Lazari: *hugs*
Liu: I-I'm afraid of losing him, but I'm afraid if I don't cut myself lose he may end up hurting other people...
Lazari: You will not loose him!
Lazari: Not if I can help it!
Liu: Lazari...
Liu: Thank you...
Liu: Jeff would be nothing without you...
Lazari: ...anytime Liu...
Lazari: where did you last see him?
Liu: About 3 miles from here...
Liu: If that's relevant.
Lazari: lets go then...
The walk in the forest awhile until they get to the place Liu had described...
Liu hides in a tree
Lazari: JEFF?!
Lazari: JEFF!?
Jeff: *comes out from behind a tree*
Jeff: The hell do you want?!
Jeff: I've had enough of all you bitchs...
Lazari: Im sorry Jeff...
Jeff: What?
Jeff: Are you serious??
Lazari: Yes.
Lazari: Im sorry
Lazari: I know you are mad at me but I still came looking for you.
Lazari: Because I cannot stand it when the people in the cabin fight.
Lazari: the people who live in the cabin are my family!
Lazari: And If i see another fight i just might break.
Lazari: my home is not the same without you and Liu...
Jeff: It isn't my home anymore...
Liu: Your right...
Jeff: Liu...?
Liu: It's our home.
Lazari:....
Jeff: I...
Jeff: *starts shaking*
Liu: *runs over to Jeff*
Liu: *hugs Jeff*
Jeff: *shaking stops*
Liu: Shhh, it's okay, relax....
Jeff: I'm sorry for the pain I caused you...
Jeff: For the pain I caused both of you...
Lazari: it's alright Jeff. *hugs both of them*
Jeff: ...
Jeff: I can't...
Liu: What?
Jeff: I can't abandon my true nature...
Jeff: But I can try to control it.
Liu: *kisses the top of Jeff's head*
Jeff: *blushes*
Lazari: Mind: awh Ship >:3
Liu: Damn your thoughts are loud Lazari.
Lazari: Shush -.-
Jeff: Thank you both...
Liu: We are here for you.
Lazari: *nodds*
Everyone stands up...
Jeff: *holds Liu's hand*
Liu: *blushes a little*
Jeff: Lets go!
Lazari: awhhh!
Jeff: Huh?
Jeff: *see's how red Liu's face is* 
Jeff: I will lick you.
Liu: TF!?
Jeff: HAHAHA!!
Liu: Your so scary...
Jeff: Good!
Lazari: come on you lovebirds, let's head back to the cabin!
Jeff: Lovebirds!? BULLSHIT!!! 
Lazari: okay, okay i'm sorry calm down *laughs*
Liu MIND: I think things are finally gonna work out....
At the cabin...
Jeff: *approaches the door*
There are voices...
???: I want a restraining order!!
???: You bitchy asshole!! I need a restraining order on that ugly face of yours!!!
Lazari: jeff wait here... Please
Jeff: Okay...
Lazari: *walks in*
Lazari: what we talkin bout?
Eyeless Jack: MY UGLY FACE!? WHAT ABOUT YOURS!!??
Lazari: you guys need to calm down...
Laughing Jack: WOOOWW!! REAL CHILDISH!!! YOU KNOW WHAT JEFF IS LUCKY TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE LIU!! I WOULD KILL MYSELF BEFORE I EVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU!!
Eyeless JAck: YOU SAYING YOUR QUEER FOR ME!?
Laughing Jack: YOU CAN SHUT YOUR MOTHER F**KING MOUTH!!
Lazari: ENOUGH!
Slender Man: Thank you Lazari, they weren't listening to me...
Lazari: The people in this house are falling apart and I cannot BARE Standing here being a bystander.
Lazari CUT THE BULLSHIT
Laughing Jack: *calmly* Yes Lazari.
Laughing Jack: *walks to his room*
Lazari: now.. Are you done Eyeless Jack?
Eyeless Jack: Pfft...
Eyeless Jack: Whatever...
Eyeless Jack: Are the gay bi-
Lazari hammer hand
Lazari *grabs Jack and smashes his face into the ground*
Lazari The hell did I say about saying that?!?
Eyeless Jack: Ack! Ergh...
Eyeless Jack: *tries to stand*
Lazari: *lifts him up*
Lazari: are you done? -_-
Eyeless Jack: *falls*
Jacks inf=uries start bleeding really badly again...
Eyeless Jack: Yeah...
Eyeless Jack: *faints due to loss of blood*
Lazari: Mr.Nobody could you fix him up please?
Slender Man: Xander is out, that is why-
Slender Man: WHAT IN SATAN'S NAME DID YOU DO LAZARI!!!???
Lazari: i did a thing.
Lazari: which someone deserved.
Lazari brings Jack into his room and grabs first aid.
Lazari wraps him up with blood stoppers and bandages.
Lazari goes into the back room to finding numbing stuff
*finds some*
Lazari: this should work.
Lazari gives him numbing stuff
Eyeless Jack: Lazari?
Lazari: Hm?
Eyeless Jack: I'm sorry for...
Eyeless Jack: Being an asshole.
Lazari: im sorry beating you up.
Lazari: do not freak out.
Lazari: Jeff and Liu are coming inside.
Lazari goes to the front door
Lazari: sorry- 
Lazari: you guys can come in now.
Loser Laney: *Sees blood everywhere*
Loser Laney: The hell happened here?!
Lazari: whispers: someone decided to be an asshole
Liu: Um, thank you Lazari...
Jeff: Where's Jack??
Lazari: uh- I totally didn't get pissed at him and smash his face into the ground heh-
Liu: Of course...
Jeff: Haha that asshole!
Toby: Damn, you guys be holding hands now?
Masky: HM!? LEMME SEE!!
Hoodie: Oh my god Tim...
Lazari: you guys wanna get hurt -_-
Toby: Nope sorry!
Hoodie: Whats that Slender Man? You want me to go kill some assholes? OH SURE!!
Hoodie: *runs out the door*
Masky: DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!
Masky: This is what I get for being the mature one -_-
Lazari: YeAh
Slender Man: What did he mean "kill assholes" I'm right here?
Jeff: Your right Slender! You are right here! So why are they killing assholes out there?
Slender Man: Haha....
Slender Man: The audacity...
Lazari: you said it!
Lazari goes to fridge
Lazari: WHO ATE ALL THE DAMN BREAD?!
Toby: That was Brian....
Slender Man: Hoodie seriously ate all our bread?
Toby: Thats what I just said...
Slender Man: I'm not buying more...
Slender Man: Going out is such a headache! Everyone in the store is just like...
Slender Man: AAAH!! ITS THE SLENDER MAN!!
Slender Man: And it really gets on your nerves...
Lazari: everyone knows you as kidnaping children and eating them or making them proxies of course there gonna be scared as hell.
Lazari: I'll go get the bread -_-
Lazari: as long as theirs no one their to piss me off i'll be fine.
Slender Man: Fine...
Lazari walks out of the cabin
Later everyone goes to bed...
Jeff: *walks outside*
Jeff: Looks up at the falling snow*
Zalgo: Beautiful night isn't it?
Jeff: *turns around*
Jeff:  What the hell are you doing here...
Zalgo: I'm here for you...
Jeff: What do you want from me?
Zalgo: Your trust...
Jeff: Yeah thats not gonna happen!
Zalgo: What if I told you it concerned your brother, Liu?
Jeff: *stops* I'm listening...
Zalgo: I would have hoped as much...
Zalgo: What would you say.....If told you....
Zalgo: I could give you so much power you could kill everyone including Slender Man?
Jeff: And how would I get this power
Jeff: And why me?
Zalgo: Always the technicalities with you Jeff...
Zalgo: *bites Jeff's shoulder from behind*
Zalgo: I choose you because I do believe you have the will to destroy anything and anyone in your way...
Jeff: A-ah huhuhaaaaAAAA!!
Zalgo: It won't hurt very long, I promise...
Jeff: *voice cracks* What. did. you. DO TO ME!?
Zalgo: You wanted my power, I gave it to you...
Zalgo: *disappears in his own flames*
Jeff: A-AAAAAAAAAAH!!
Zalgo: Go to sleep, Jeff...
Jeff: You...
Jeff: Bitch...
Jeff: *faints*
A few hours later...
Jeff: *wakes up*
Jeff: I feel...
Jeff: Weak....
Jeff walks into the cabin...
Jeff: *opens Liu's door a crack*
Liu: *wakes up*
Liu: Jeff? What are you doing?
Jeff: Something happened...... and I just don't feel comfortable being alone...
Jeff: C-can I join you?
Liu: *blushes* U-uh y-yeah, I need to put on a shirt firs-
Jeff: *is already in Liu's bed snuggled up to him before he finishes his sentence*
Liu: *face a tint of red*
Liu: A-ah! Damn your fast...
Jeff: Mm-hm.
Liu: *See's Jeff's shoulder is bleeding*
Liu: *pulls Jeff's sweatshirt down enough to see Zalgo's bite mark*
Liu: *grimmly* Who did this to you...?
Jeff: U-um...
Liu: Jeff, who did this to you?
Jeff: Z-Zalgo jumped me while I was outside the cabin...
Liu: What did he do?
Jeff: He bit me, he said he could give me enough power to defeat anyone including Slender!
Jeff: So I assumed that meant I could also defeat Zalgo!
Liu: *hugs Jeff*
Liu: *rests chin on Jeff's head*
Liu: You idiot...
Liu: When will you learn...
Liu: That your actions have consequences?
Liu: *smells Jeff's hair*
Liu: His scent is on you...
Jeff: Yeah...
Liu: *grips Jeff tighter*
Liu: I will protect you...
Jeff: Brother?
Liu: Hm?
Jeff: Your heart beat is really loud.
Liu: *shade of red returns to Liu's face*
Jeff: *snuggles closer to Liu*
Jeff: Am I making you uncomfortable~
Liu: *lifts Jeff's head*
Liu: You'll have to do A LOT better than that to make me uncomfortable~
Jeff: *blushes* I-I can't i-imagine w-what you mean?
Liu: Of course...
Jeff: ...
Jeff: Liu?
Jeff: Will you ever stop loving me?
Liu: Stop loving you?
Liu: *draws Jeff closer*
Liu: *sighs* Impossible...
Jeff: I forgot my eye mask in my room.
Liu: Heh, stupid thing to do...
Liu: To cut off your eyelids...
Jeff: It's not like I'll grow em back!
Liu: Heh...
Liu: *covers Jeff's eyes with hand*
Jeff: Eh?
Liu: Chu
Jeff: Mm?
Liu: *whispers in Jeff's ear*
Liu: Goodnight Jeff
Jeff: *rests hand on Liu's*
Jeff: Goodnight...
Jeff: Liu.
They both drift off to sleep...
Liu: *wakes up*
Liu: Huh?
Liu: Where did Jeff go?
Liu is suddenly surrounded by darkness...
Liu: The hell is going on!?
Liu: *looks down to see Jeff's dead body*
Liu: NO!!
Liu: *falls on knees*
Jeff: Li...
Jeff: Li....u...
Liu: Jeff! What happened!?
Jeff: Liu...
Jeff: I'm sorry...
Jeff: I-I couldn't protect y-ou...
Liu: *drags Jeff onto his lap*
Liu: N-no...
Zalgo: Yes.
Liu: *enraged* You did this!?
Zalgo: What a stupid boy...
Zalgo: Jeff did this to himself!
Zalgo: Thinking he could use my own power against me!
Liu: You idiot!
Liu: *looks down at Jeff and sobs*
Liu: I told you not to!
Jeff: But...
Jeff: I promised to protect you...
Liu: Yeah!? Well, so did I!
Liu: I guess we both broke our promise...
Zalgo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Liu: I lost...
Liu: The only person I was happy around...
Liu: AND YOU TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME!!
Zalgo: Then you shall join him!
Zalgo: *blasts fire at Liu*
Liu: AAAAAAAAAAH!!
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Liu: Ah!
Liu: *sits up immediately*
Liu: *looks down at Jeff*
Liu MIND: Good, he's safe...
Liu: *expression grims*
Liu: *puts shirt, coat, and scarf on*
Liu: *takes necklace with cross and puts it on*
Liu: *pulls covers over Jeff*
Liu: *kisses Jeff on the forehead*
Liu: I'll make sure that doesn't happen...
Liu: *takes gun off kitchen counter*
Liu: *starts to walk out the door*
Slender Man: Where are you going?
Liu: ...
Slender Man: Nightmare?
Liu MIND: He can sense these things?
Slender Man: If you go after Zalgo now, you will end up killing yourself and your beloved...
Liu: How did you...?
Slender Man: Hunting down Zalgo is a two way street, two way only, you die or give up.
Liu: How would-
Slender Man: Listen Liu, you can walk out that door, hunt down Zalgo, and die, causing Jeff to seek revenge, knowing him, and killing himself. Or, you could walk back into that room, stay by his side, wake up in the morning, and have plenty of time to figure things out before his Lazarious can take full effect and fix it!
Liu: Thank you for the offer Mr. Slender Man, but, Zalgo needs to feel my pain now, to know how it feels to watch a loved one SUFFER, by making him suffer, to inflict the pain I feel...
Slender Man: Well, the only people standing in the middle of life and death here, are us, so make your choice....
Slender Man: You must know, that I stand by whichever decision you make.
Liu: *hesitates*
Liu: I am sorry Slender...
Liu: But I choose to go after Zalgo, and make him pay...
Eyeless Jack: Then I'm coming with you.
Liu: *flinches* You?
Eyeless Jack: Look, I know I was-er-am an asshole, but you live under this roof, your part of our family...
Slender Man: And there for, we support our families decisions...
Masky: We are all part of something that is connected...
Toby: And no matter how crazy...
Hoodie: Or how stupid...
Mr.Nobody: Your decisions may be...
Jeff: We are with you.
Liu: J-jeff, you can't come with me! All of you can't!
Mr.Nobody: And why not?
Liu: Because...
Liu: Because I'm doing this to prevent people from getting hurt, especially you, Jeff...
Liu: My sole purpose in life is to protect you! Not to put you in even more danger!
Jeff: Bullshit!
Jeff: *kisses Liu*
Liu: Jeff...
Liu: Y-you can't-
Jeff: I am coming with you! We all are!
Slender Man: Liu, you either let us come, or we stop you from coming by force!
Lazari: You are our family! No matter what!
Liu: *sighs*
Liu: *smiles*
Liu: You all are crazy...
Liu: Let's head out!
Laughing Jack: LETS GO KICK THIS SON OF A BITCHS ASS!!!
Everyone set's out for Zalgo leaving the cabin for potentially their last time...
And After a few miles of walking..
Lazari goes into full zalgoid...
Lazari: he's around here...
Liu: *gets out gun*
Jeff: *takes out one of the five knives around his waist*
Toby: Bro, you only need two *holds up the two hatchets he carries around with him*
Jeff: Always prepared!!
Lazari: "the more the merrier"
Jeff: HELL YEAH KID!!
Hoodie: Hey Lazari...
Asshole Trio: You hungry?
Eyeless Jack: Their unison is almost creepy...
Laughing Jack: It's creepy as hell!!
Eyeless Jack: True...
Lazari: you said it -_-
Mr.Nobody: So, I have to warn you, I will not fight unless I need to, thats why I'm hidden most of the time, for medical purposes.
Jeff: Why don't you tell us the real reason?
Mr.Nobody: Let's just say, I tend to get aggressive when fighting...
Mr.Nobody: And I would hate to hurt any of you...
Mr.Nobody: Due to past trauma, when exposed to violence I am a part of, I tend to lose conscience and kill anything my axe can touch...
Toby: You too?
Mr.Nobody: *rolls eyes at Toby*
Twig breaks
Lazari: everyone hide!
Liu: *scarves conceal Liu*
Jeff: *roped in with Liu*
Mr.Nobody: Disappears*
Everyone is out of sight...
Lazari: *just stands in place*
???: Oh you again...
Chinilla: What's the alarm?
Lazari: you need to get out of here...
Chinilla: Sorry but the boss told me to look for Jeff somewhere around here...
Lazari: well he's no where around here...
Chinilla: *at the speed of light throws 12 kunai at Lazari and disappears*
Liu: TF!?
Lazari: BITCH!
Chinilla: *voice echoes around the forest*
Chinilla: Sorry, but Zalgo gave me a mission and to spare no one...
Lazari: I'm going to kill you before you can...
Takes out kunai knives...
Chinilla: Oh ho, wouldn't have done that...
Chinilla: All of my kunai and senburn are drenched in poison...
Chinilla: I would suggest not moving...
Liu: Damn...
Jeff: I will slaughter her!
Liu: *puts hand over Jeff's mouth*
Lazari: *growls at Chinilla*
Chinilla: *sitting on a tree branch*
Chinilla: *Mockingly* Aaaw, is the kitty made?
Lazari: Yeah and this kitty BITES
Lazari jumps into tree and pushes Chinilla off branch
Chinilla: *hits the ground*
Chinilla: Huh, the kitty actually has guts!
Chinilla: SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!!
Lazari: more guts than you do BITCH
There are clones of Chinilla everywhere...
Chinilla Clones: Which one of us is the real one?
Lazari concentrates...
Lazari: My mother told me to kill the very weak one and that is...
Lazari: YOU! *bites*
The clone disappears...
Chinilla Clones: Unless you have the Byakugan or Sharingan you'll need luck...
All the Chinilla clones disapear...
Mr.Nobody: *is carrying the real Chinilla on his back* Tsk Tsk Tsk, you Shinobi are a pain...
Chinilla: *groan*
Lazari: HOW LE HELL-
Mr.Nobody: I've practiced chakra sensations and I could sense her through the forest getting closer to Liu's and Jeff's position, we need to be more careful...
Mr.Nobody: *disappears*
Toby: Well damn 0-0
Lazari: ZALGO!!! COME OUT YOU COWARD!
Jeff: *stops*
Jeff: NOBODY MOVE!!
Everyone stops except Lazari...
Masky: What?
Jeff: Wait.
BIG EXPLOSION....
Jeff: That...
Liu: The hell?
Lazari falls but gets up immediately
Lazari: DON'T BE A COWARD! 
???: How very smart...
Zalgo: I was sure that was going to get you...
Toby: *jumps on Liu*
Liu: What are-
Jeff: *runs at Zalgo*
Liu: JEFF NO!!!
Slender Man: Jeff STOP!!
Liu: LAZARI!! STOP HIM!!!
Lazari grabs him with hammer hand
Lazari: whispers:  you were just bit! Are you crazy?!? Lazarious is still processing.
Lazari: Zalgo can CONTROL you while he's still processing you need to hide. He can't do anything if he cannot see you.
Jeff: He bit me, I suffered, Liu suffered, I don't care if I die...
Liu: STOP BEING THE FUCKING HERO AND HIDE!!
Lazari: What im scared of is you not CONTROLLING IT
Lazari: as soon as lazarious is fully processed you bite anyone you can!
Zalgo: Come on, Jeff!
Zalgo: Can't you see they are just getting in the way of you protecting Liu?
Jeff: LET GO OF ME!!
Liu: DO NOT LET GO OF HIM!!!
Lazari: I'm sorry Jeff I cannot do that right now...
Jeff: SCREW YOU ALL!!!
Liu: Je-
Jeff: SHUT UP!!
Lazari: I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE GETTING HURT!
Lazari: IM SORRY!
Lazari knocks out Jeff
Jeff: Li...
Jeff: La...
Jeff: Ngh...
Jeff: *falls unconcious*
Lazari puts him with Liu.
Liu: *picks up Jeff*
Liu: *disappears with Jeff*
Liu: I will protect you...
Toby: Come on guys!!
Asshole Trio: LETS TAKE THIS BITCH!!
Laughing Jack: HELL YEAH!!
Eyeless Jack: Oh shit...
Eyeless Jack: I bet you don't have a kidney but....
Eyeless Jack: *removes mask*
Eyeless Jack: But my hunger for BLOOD hasn't been satisfied yet!
Everyone who said something runs at Zalgo...
Eyeless Jack: *bites Zalgo's arm*
Laughing Jack: *scratches Zalgo with claws*
Zalgo: *shakes them all off*
Toby: *attempts to slit Zalgos neck*
Zalgo: *smacks Toby away*
Zalgo: Pathetic!
Lazari: Ill show you pathetic!
Lazari: *SMACKS*
Zalgo: *pins Lazari to the ground*
Zalgo: Stay out of it Lazari! Let the adults handle things...
Lazari: no. can. Do.
Toby: I'm not a fuking adult!
Zalgo: In that case!
Zalgo: *punches Toby into the ground*
Toby: Hack! *coughs blood*
Lazari: BITCH!
Lazari: *punches him in the stomach*
Zalgo: *falls backwards*
Slender Man: TOBY!!
Toby: *tries to stand up*
Lazari Brings toby closer to slender
Toby: Lazari! I-I'm fine!
Lazari: no your not!
Toby: Stop worrying about me and go beat your old man up!
Lazari: ....thats why im here. 
Lazari: *runs towards Zalgo*
Lazari: *pins zalgo to the ground*
Lazari: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE HAS LAZARIOUS AND BITES SOMEONE ELSE WITH IT?!
Lazari: Mind: wait... thats it..... When a lazarious bites another lazarious the one who bites them gets thes others lazarious...
Lazari: mind: but that could kill Jeff since lazarious isn't fully processed...