25 ways to piss off people with your randomness

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25 WAYS TO PISS OFF PEOPLE WITH YOUR RANDOMNESS!!!

This is all only if you're in a public place

1) Be as random as you can

2) If you see a spider try to socialise with it

3) Ask people how many giraffes can fit in the car

4) "Blub" next to people's ears

5) Yell "They're coming for meeeee!!!"

6) Lay on the floor and pretend to sleep

7) Die

8) Cosplay as different characters and scare people

9) Don't cosplay as anyone but scare people anyway

10) Kill people

11) Bring a stuffed toy and play with it

12) Come to someone, knock on his/her head and say "Penny". Do that two more times

13) Sing "Let it go"

15) Find a homeless guy and sing "Soft kitty" to him

16) Bring a black notebook, hold it up and yell "I have a Death Note!!"

17) ... Add "And you're all doomed!!"

18) Yell random book names

19) Bring a toy and dance with it

20) Bring your pet and dance with it

21) Dance with a random person

22) Yell random names

23) ... And see if anybody turns to you if you yell his/her name

24) Throw random stuff at random people

25) Read out loud or just laugh out loud while you're reading

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