A couple goes to a pet store.
Shopkeeper : Sir,We have all breeds of puppies. Would you like to get one?
Husband : I already have a wife. I don't think I can handle two bitches at a time.
Wife : I CAN! We will buy one!
Husband : * mutters* Smart Bitch!
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