Holiday Hits with an RA Twist: New words to familiar tunes

Need a Little RA Now!

Need a Little RA Now!(to the tune of "We Need a Little Christmas" from the musical "Mame")

It's cold, overcast, with snow flurries . . . you just want to curl up with a warm cup of cocoa or coffee, a good book-or maybe-a certain TDHBEW to take you away . . .

So, ladies, let's . . .

Haul out the hunkie!

Pull out the DVDs before the winter blaahs set in;

Pour o'er the screencaps;

I may be rushing things, but let's have some Luscious One-now!

For we need a little RA

right this very minute,

chocolate tones in our ears,

Blue eyes on our TVs . . .

Yes, we need a little RA

Right this very second

It's already snowing-look at those flurries!

Oh Santa, dear, we're in a hurry;

So climb down the chimney;

Bring us some Porter, Thornton, oh some Gizzy please!

Maybe I'm a fruitcake,

But if I'm nuts it's all that gorgeous man's own fault,

I swoon a little harder,

Squee a little louder,

Sigh a little deeper,

Thud a little longer--

And I need a tall dark angel

sitting by my side, yeah

Need a little RA now.

For we need a dash of Lucas,

Not Bateman, no! But LUCAS,

Need some naughty Mulligan

Making our hearts patter,

And we need to see our Harry

Get his "Happy ever after,"

Need a little RA now.

Need a little RA now.