so...there is a girl on the beach with no arms or legs sitting there crying, a guy walks up to her and asks "whats wrong? why are yu crying?" and she replies, "well yu see, i have never been hugged before" so he picks her up and gives her a hug "there, now yu have been hugged" he says smiling
the following day the same girl is sitting on the beach crying and another guy walks by and asks her why is she crying, she replies "well you see, i have never been kissed before" so the guy picks her up and gives her a kiss "there now you have been kissed" he says smiling
the following day the same girl is sitting on the beach crying and another guy walks by and asks her why she is crying and she replies "well, you see, i have never been fucked before"..................
so the guy picks her up and throws her in the water and then says, THERE NOW YOUR FUCKED! XDDDDDD
