*70's Game Show Music* Welcome back guys! So today I've got my good friend John (last name censored for privacy)! John is a marketing director and has a huge heart. He spends his freetime helping children with cancer and/or special needs. Not to mention he's 6'4" and nothing but muscle. He's got the most beautiful eyes and is the definition of beautiful. But wait! There's more! He's also straight! *audience gasps*
RollingPinkLedWho: Great to have ya on the show, John. Please make yourself comfortable.
John: *sits down on couch* Thanks, AnnaMarissa! It's great to be here!
RollingPinkLedWho: Wait... You still have clothes on... Why?
John: Ummm... Because if I didn't, I would be naked?
RollingPinkLedWho: But I said "Make yourself comfortable." That's like a nice way of saying "Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!" Lol!
John: Ooooh! I see. Well if I have to get "comfortable" so do you.
RollingPinkLedWho: ...Fine! But you go first. *Winks at audience*
John: Okay. *takes off his shirt*
RollingPinkLedWho: *drool drips from mouth*
John: You okay?
RollingPinkLedWho: *stares at muscles*
John: Yoohoo!
RollingPinkLedWho: Huh? Oh! Right! *takes off shirt*
John: That's a cute bra. I like the frilly little lace. Haha, I never thought I'd be using "frilly little lace" in a sentence about you. Lol!
RollingPinkLedWho: Yeah, I guess I picked a good day to wear one. Lol!
John: Yeah, I can tell when you're not. *winks*
RollingPinkLedWho: Oh? Well it's nice to know that somebody notices. :D
John: Oh believe me, I notice. Lol!
RollingPinkLedWho: Aw! You're so sweet! *walks over and hugs John*
*awkwardly silent hug*
John: So... How about that hockey lockout?
RollingPinkLedWho: Oh! Don't even get me started! I'm so fucking pissed! This was supposed to be the year The Flyers won the cup!
John: You know what the worst part is? LA gets to keep the cup for the rest of the year.
RollingPinkLedWho: Fuck. This is the worst hockey season ever! Lol!
John: Yeah...
RollingPinkLedWho: I know you're still looking at my bra.
John: I am not! I was looking at your necklace. *nods factually*
RollingPinkLedWho: Oh really? *covers necklace* What charm is on my necklace?
John: ... Um... I know it's numbers!
RollingPinkLedWho: "78" and I rest my case. Lol!
John: I knew that! *blows raspberry*
RollingPinkLedWho: Oh real mature, John! *flips him off*
John: Hey, I'm the adult here! I will decide what is mature and what's not! *crosses arms and looks away*
RollingPinkLedWho: *laughs her ass off*
John: Bitch...
RollingPinkLedWho: *continues to laugh her ass off*
John: I'm gonna put my shirt back on if you don't stop laughing!
RollingPinkLedWho: *stops laughing suddenly* Okay, okay! Let's not do anything drastic!
John: Lol, you're such a dork.
RollingPinkLedWho: You know that secretly turns you on.
John: It does not!
RollingPinkLedWho: Admit it! You like me! You think I'm se-xy, you wanna ki-ss me, you wanna ma-rry me! (Think Miss Congeniality)
John: Oh shut up! Are you high?
RollingPinkLedWho: *death stares at John* No! I'm not fucking high!
John: Geez, sorry! Maybe you should be. You seem kind of bitchy. Are you "on the rag"?
RollingPinkLedWho: Uh no. Are you?
John: *looks at me like (O.o)*
RollingPinkLedWho: What?
John: Haha, I dunno.
RollingPinkLedWho: Alright then... So off with his pants!
John: Haha, really?
RollingPinkLedWho: I'll do it if you do it.
John: *silently contemplates shit*
RollingPinkLedWho: What cha thinkin' 'bout?
John: Why I didn't wear underwear today...
RollingPinkLedWho: Oh... Wow... Yum... So yeah! Pants come off now! Lol!
John: Hahahahahahaha! No.
RollingPinkLedWho: You suck... No wait, That's my job. ;D
John: *Laughs hysterically*
RollingPinkLedWho: *in sultry voice* You like that, don't ya, big boy?
John: *stops laughing* Well I think I should be going.
RollingPinkLedWho: NOOOO! You mustn't deprive me of the joy I get from seeing you shirtless!
John: Haha, Ditto. But really I've got to get to work.
RollingPinkLedWho: Aw! You're so sweet. :P You grown ups and your jobs... Lol!
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