You Tube Life

Chapter 11

I go through the cabinets looking for something to eat and Issa,Larri,and Jess are sitting at the table talking and Shane is watching TV on the couch and then he gets up "G-Guys"Shane says with his voice shaking as he walks over to us "Yeah?"Issa asks "Let's go to the Panic Room and whatever you do don't look in the living room window"Shane says "What are you talking about?"Jess asks and we go over to the so called window and we see a guy in clown clothes a clown mask and some running shoes and a bloody knife he was across the street "AHHHHHH"Issa,Me,Jess,and Larri scream and we run close the blinds and we run to the painting that we had the panic room behind and Larri is trying to open the lock "WHAT WAS
THE CODE?"Larri asks "THE DAY WE ALL MET"I yell and then a commercial comes on the TV and we all turn our heads "You have 4 inch windows those are for losers you don't wanna be a loser come on down to GET OUT WINDOWS LOSER yes our windows are reinforced are your windows reinforced NO so call 1-800 GETYOURWINDOWSLOSER call right now and we will make the installation free" and then right on cue the upstairs window breaks "OH MY GOD LARRI WHATS TAKING SO LONG?!"Shane yells as he gets the lock open and we crawl in and we make it so that no one could get in and we're all shaking and Shane has Cheeto in his arms "oh my goddddd"I whine "WHERE ARE YOU I KNOW THE FUCK YOUR IN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS!"The clown yells "What if it's the Uber Driver!"Jess says "shut up!"I whisper "Unless you want us to die!"Shane says "Since the police isn't here yet let's get some snacks"Larri says there was a whole bunch is snacks in the panic room "The police isnt coming"Issa says "WHY HASN'T ANYONE CALLED THE COPS!"Shane yells "Shane!" I whisper yell and then Jess calls the cops and we grab some snacks and Shane is crunching loudly on Cheetos "WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE SHITS!"The guy yells and then we hear a loud bang "Ah"Me and Jess let out a tiny scream "It's the police you can come out now"Cop 1 says and we get out of the panic room and Cheeto just jumps onto the couch "Now Let's unmask this fool"Cop 2 says unmasking the clown "THE UBER DRIVER!"Shane yells "I KNEW IT!"Jess yells "I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you medaling YouTubers!"The Driver says "Who are we the Scooby Doo gang?"Issa says which makes us laugh as the Cops take the Uber Driver Away