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Her|Him

July 1, Sunday
"Hello and thank you for calling Made For You! Where our special treats are designed by you! How may I help you?"

"Wow. That sounds like a mouthful. Do you have to say that every time?"

"Yeah. It gets annoying, but you get used to it."

"Anyways, since you asked how you could help..."

"I'm not helping you get out of your test when I can't even get out of my own."

"So you're a student?"

"So you're Captain Obvious?"

"That hurt. Right here."

"...We're on the phone. I can't see where you're gesturing."

"...Oh yeah! So just curious, what's your name?"

"Why?"

"So I don't feel like I'm talking to a stranger or potential stalker."

"Really?"

"Fine. If you won't tell me then I'm going to call you, Angel."

"Why Angel?"

"You work at a place that makes sweets. Sweets come from heaven and go straight to the heart. That makes you an angel."

"I have to go!"

*End of call*

"Did I say something wrong or does she just like to hang up on people?"

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