Umorismo

Kiss a Frog

They say that to find your prince

You have to kiss a few frogs

To move a few mountains

And maybe peek under some logs

And they always like to say

That there’s plenty of fish in the sea

But I what if all the fish

Are swimming away from me?

They say,  “when you know you know”

And, "you will know what to do"…

Well, that’s just how I feel

When I buy some new shoes..

That moment they catch your eye

That moment your hearts skips

That moment filled with anticipation 

For the approval of your credit chip..

Nothing could be better

Not chocolate, not even sex

It’s exhilarating and liberating

It really is the best..

So why must I kiss frogs

To find this with a man?

That deep and powerful connection

That no one else understands?

Maybe I should not be kissing frogs-

They are slimy and poor kissers!

Yes, I think I will try human males

To be the Mrs. to their Mr.! 

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