Walked into new feed store. Had Chickens and a brand new employee.
Me: Awe, Pretty girls. *Gesturing to the hens.*
Employee: Would you like to hold her? *He holds out chicken to me.*
Me: *Takes chicken.*
Employee: Now, make sure to hold her wings and don't hurt her.
Me: *Gives employee a knowing glare.*
Yup, I'm pretty sure I scare people... But I don't think he remembered I had just bought five bags of chicken scratch...And He didn't think I knew not to hurt the chicken?
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Country Living
RandomEver wonder what it's like to be country? Country already? Come for some weird stories? Want me to stop making this description sound like a commercial for car insurance? Well today is your lucky day! This book is filled with day to day life experie...
