Will yoI’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
u go out with me?………. to McDonald’s?
Do you have a boyfriend? No?! Well do you want one?
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns!
Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!
Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag."
On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.
Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.
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