True Facts

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-I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

-In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

-When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

-Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :) Life: LOL, give me a second!

-God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

-If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

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