The was a werewolf at a bar. Being nice the bartender asked "what would you like"? The werewolf looked at the selection and ordered milk. The bartender gave the werewolf milk and went to the next costumer which was a ghost. The bartender asked " what would you like"? The ghost ordered milk. The bartender gave him the milk and went to the next costumer which was a vampire. The bartender asked "what would you like"? The vampire said "a straw Ber Rita". Before the bartender went to get it. She asked "give or take"? Not knowing what to say he said "give". The vampire said "okay" and continued with the day. The next day she came back. She ordered the same thing and asked "give or take". The bartender said "give". This continued for months. Finally he asked "why do you keep asking give or take"? She simply responded "you always blush and turn red so I would drink the red away" and walked off. She have never been seen ever since 10/2/1759.
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