I stood up with bags under my eyes, just another crappy but usual damn day. I walked down stairs into the kitchen with my boxers and a few sizes too big shirt on. Probably Luther's. When I walked into the kitchen, I was met with probably the bitches of the Team. "Morgen Mutter.1 Morgen Hündinnen.2" I greeted, "good morning dear, have a seat. I cooking eggs and bacon with toast for breakfast." Mum said. I started to space out and was caught off guard when mom was saying, "...kept me oh so busy and then. Oh but Eight stayed with me and I loved that." She sent me a smile in appreciation. "Mom , What were you-" Allibitch got cut off by me, "oh just leave it will you, be happy that the Blödmann.3 is gone. I know I would."
After breakfast, I went into the alleyway beside the house and found Klaus.............digging into garbage. "Okay, even I wouldn't go down into that. So I know that you would not either, so what are you looking for? If your looking for daddy Bitch's journal then someone already got to it." I walked slowly towards him, now wearing one of my favorite outfit
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"Gotta say, love the show but a...we don't like others looking at what's ours." I laughed, "oh please, bite me in the neck and claim me. I can do whatever I want." I walked up to him and slowly dragged my finger from his lips and to his waist. "As much as people would love the show, I have somewhere to be." I laughed again, "Leave it to the ass of the group to ruin the moment. Now run along, you have somewhere to be right." I walked out of the alleyway and walked to a restaurant for some food and getting drunk. . . . . . I was walking, numbly probably......drunk......"haha!"......umm.......Klaus and a......um.......dolly.......were dancing...........got hit with.......something....."Shut up!"........more laughter........bye bye now.....darkness.......
Klaus POV:
After I got hit with something, I felt pressure on me. Eight passed out, drunk as hell, "Hey! Did I ever tell you the time I waxed my ass with chocolate pudding? It was so painful. Anyway, I have to go. I'll see you in hell. Auf Wiedersehen.4" When I got back to hell, I placed Eight on the couch and apparently mom killed dad. Still pissed off that kitty called that man 'daddy'. I'll show him.
Eight POV: " you need my help now? Oh, 'get out the van, Klaus!' 'Well, welcome back to the van.'" Klaus said, "What's it's gonna be Klaus?" Luther said annoyed. "I'm with Diego, because screw you! And if Ben were here, he'd agree with me." Aww, "No, he would not." Klaus hisses at both of us. "Well, What about you" "Well, What about me? I could not have given anymore shits" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hoped you enjoyed. 1.Morgen Mutter- German, morning mom (I'm using google translate, so I'm sorry) 2.Morgen Hündinnen- German, morning bitches 3.Blödmann- German, dumbass 4.Auf Wiedersehen-German, goodbye
