Group Chat ♛ Holy Fucking Shit

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Lou 🍑
Y'all see that ?

Lou 🍑
I saw that !

Lou 🍑
That girl is pretty as fuck !

Lou 🍑
I would honestly go straight for her

Cindy 🍒
I saw

Cindy 🍒
I would go lesbian for her

Cindy 🍒
She's fucking gorgeous

Cindy 🍒
In all honestly who is she?

Cindy 🍒
I've never even heard the boys mention her or talk about her

Cindy 🍒
I don't know if y'all saw that but all the boys hopped on her so quick

Harry 🌻
Can we not talk about that

Lou 🍑
Jealous that your bad boy has his attention on some pretty girl that just came back from Greece

Harry 🌻
Not jealous

Lou 🍑
You totally are

Lou 🍑
Airhead's jealous too

Lou 🍑
Jealousy's a disease I hope you guys get well soon

Cindy 🍒
Shut up

Harry 🌻
You're stupid Louis

Lou 🍑
Anyways, all we know is that her name is Zendeya

Cindy 🍒
It's Zendaya with an 'a'

Lou 🍑
Did I call the grammar police?

Cindy 🍒
Learn how to fucking spell and the grammar police won't be on your ass

Harry 🌻
Stop acting childish

Harry 🌻
You guys stalked her already, huh?

Lou 🍑
Of course

Cindy 🍒
Yeah..

Harry 🌻
Why are you guys like this?

Harry 🌻
The boys are allowed to have other friends

Cindy 🍒
I'm going to ask Liam about her

Lou 🍑
Oh fuck no, you're not

Cindy 🍒
Why's that?

Lou 🍑
Because I said so

Cindy 🍒
You don't tell me what to do

Lou 🍑
Back off airhead

Cindy 🍒
Relax hedgehog, don't get your panties in a twist

Harry 🌻
I thought Li and you broke up?

Lou 🍑
We did

Harry 🌻
What's wrong with Cindy talking to him? As much as I dislike him at the moment, he's still our friend

Lou 🍑
Because I fucking said so Harry !

Harry 🌻
Alright, alright, calm down

Lou 🍑
I am calm !

Cindy 🍒
Yeah, you're calm as an earthquake

Lou 🍑
Fuck off !

Cindy 🍒
Bite me!

Lou 🍑
On a serious note, who's that girl ? Like seriously who is she ?

Cindy 🍒
Apparently a pretty girl who makes Zayn happy

Lou 🍑
*cough* Bitter *cough*

Cindy 🍒
Fuck you

Harry 🌻
She's really pretty

Lou 🍑
Harry, you're prettier

Harry 🌻
Liar

Cindy 🍒
We're not lying, you're prettier

Cindy 🍒
Honestly, did y'all see how fast Zayn went to go pick her up??

Cindy 🍒
She snapped her fingers and Zayn was right there ready to listen on command

Lou 🍑
BITTER

Cindy 🍒
FUCK YOU

Harry 🌻
I'm going to go die in a hole

Lou 🍑
Stop being dramatic, man up

Lou 🍑
Isn't Zayn your daddy?

Harry 🌻
Shut up Louis

Lou 🍑
What??

Lou 🍑
I'm just stating facts

Harry 🌻
He probably likes that girl

Cindy 🍒
That "girl" has a name

Lou 🍑
Does it look like we care?

Cindy 🍒
You should, she has our boys wrapped around her little finger

Lou 🍑
Not your boys

Cindy 🍒
Not your boy

Harry 🌻
Ugh just when things were getting good with Zayn

Harry 🌻
Why does stuff like this always happen to me?

Harry 🌻
I'll ask Niall about her when I see him tomorrow

Lou 🍑
Look who's stalking now

Harry 🌻
Shut up

Cindy 🍒
LOL

Harry 🌻
I'm leaving now

Harry 🌻
Love you guys incase I die 💞

Lou 🍑
Love you guys incase I die 💞

Cindy 🍒
Love you guys incase I die 💞

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