GuyFriend: What did you two weirdos do today?
Me: It's only 3rd hour.
ChickFriend: I killed someone.
GuyFriend: WHAT??!!!
ChickFriend: Yeah, I kill lots of people.
Me: Uhhh...
ChickFriend: Yeah. I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape...
Me and GuyFriend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
