THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF FERD
by Ellen Miz Ellen
Ferd McBare lay long abed after his mistress had left for the day. The life of a gigolo really wasn't too bad, he reflected. All he had to do was to be winsome and cuddly and to look appealing at his mistress whenever she returned from earning money. Some of us have to work for it, thought Ferd, and some of us have it because of our good looks.
Ferd thought about getting up, going to a bar and drinking and smoking all day. He was essentially an evil teddy bear, not fit for children. However he was too lazy to act out any of his fantasies.
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