DIRECTIONERLAND~ A World Full Of One Direction

THE 1D scenario

One Direction in Nowonderland

*THUD!! Everyone falls into the huge rabbit hole*

LIAM: Now lads do not panic, I'm sure someone will come and rescue us

NIALL: Shh!! Do you hear that?

*silence*

LOUIS: What??

NIALL: My stomach.

ZAYN: Oh! Please do shut up Niall I am trying to find my mirror

*something breaks*

HARRY: What was that?

ZAYN: HARRY!! IT'S MY MIRROR YOU CURLY MUTT!!!!

LIAM: Now now don't fight, it just creates panic.

NIALL: Shh! Did you hear that?

LOUIS: Niall, if it's gonna be you stomach again....

EVIL ALICE: *clears throat*

HARRY: Who are you? I mean, what is a beautiful girl like you...

LOUIS: ALL he means to say Is who are you and how can we get out?

EVIL ALICE: I am Evil ALICE and you have fallen into Nowonderland. Now to cut short just give me all your belongings and I'll show you the way out.

LIAM: no please don't hurt us! Here take what ever I have

*takes out limited edition of woody and backlight year toys. 3 mini posters and a toy story dvd*

ZAYN: I don't Liam to be alone so I am giving my beautiful possessions

* takes out 5 combs, 3 hair gels, 7 hair sprays, 9 hair creams, 2 hair dyes, 11 mirrors and a wig*

E.ALICE: YOU HAVE FAKE HAIR!?!?!

ZAYN: nah! Just keep them in case of emergencies

E.ALICE: But you.....never mind I want more

NIALL: Cant believe I am doing this

*takes out 2 plates of pasta, 5 burgers ,10 cakes, 7 French fries, 3 dozen nuggets, 19 dozen cookies, 6 rolls, 15 packets of jelly beans, 3 large pizzas, 20 chips packets, 17 candies, 1 mega huge smoothie, 12 bananas, 4 pies, 8 potato wedges,11 chicken wraps, 9 bottles of coke, 6 chocolate cakes, 10 meg huge buckets of KFC and a water bottle.*

E.ALICE: is that all?

NIALL: Wont tell you *munch on chips secretly*

HARRY: I guess I have nothing to hide then

*takes of 8374 packets of ready to eat tacos*

NIALL: WTF HARRY!!!

HARRY: sorry mate,but I just could not give up my tacos

E.ALICE: OKAY OKAY! MAKE THIS FAST!LOUIS YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT!!!

LOUIS: FYI It's LOUIS.And well sorry but I don't have any thing else other than 50% sass and 50% ass

E.ALICE: Listen I don't fucking have time for this shit! So stop acting like superman nd give me the loot!

LOUIS: That's what you think!

*opens shirt* SUPERMAN!!!!

And he kills ALICE with sass and saves everyone's ass

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