prologue

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  • Dedicated to Autumn Wolfe
                                    

For two years now I've been in middle school. I was an average bitch in the sixth grade, except for the fact that I

*constantly failed German and social studies

* went to a school where everyone was bilingual

* was an major fattass and loser

* and had the biggest fucking mouth ever.

By biggest mouth ever I didn't mean I could fit a whole watermelon in my mouth.... OMG! Wtf? Damn you people have some nasty ass minds! I meant that I couldn't fit the quantity of a watermelon, ( as in the watermelon you could bite a piece off of and no one would scream in pain) in my mouth. I meant that if someone said something to me, I would say something back.

In the seventh grade, I had a couple of problems

*my hair looked worse than a cave woman that tried to brush her hair backwards

*i still had the biggest mouth ever

*i got into a fight against a "gang"

Now I am in the eight grade, and things are crazy as ever.

Sincerely, your everyday bitchWhere stories live. Discover now