For two years now I've been in middle school. I was an average bitch in the sixth grade, except for the fact that I
*constantly failed German and social studies
* went to a school where everyone was bilingual
* was an major fattass and loser
* and had the biggest fucking mouth ever.
By biggest mouth ever I didn't mean I could fit a whole watermelon in my mouth.... OMG! Wtf? Damn you people have some nasty ass minds! I meant that I couldn't fit the quantity of a watermelon, ( as in the watermelon you could bite a piece off of and no one would scream in pain) in my mouth. I meant that if someone said something to me, I would say something back.
In the seventh grade, I had a couple of problems
*my hair looked worse than a cave woman that tried to brush her hair backwards
*i still had the biggest mouth ever
*i got into a fight against a "gang"
Now I am in the eight grade, and things are crazy as ever.
YOU ARE READING
Sincerely, your everyday bitch
Teen FictionComedy about a middle/high schoolers life as an "average bitch"