I have been tagged, and nagged, so blame yourselves!!!
1) The rumours that are circulating on wattpad about my relationships with sheep are unfounded, mostly.
2) I am an animal lover.
3) My favourite item of clothing is a young wooly jumper.
4) I have been contributing to wattpad for two years, without being arrested.
5) I am a wattpad Ambassador, which may well call into question the decision making abilities of the hierarchy.
6) I believe in animal conservation, I recently pickled a squirrel.
7) It is entirely untrue that Bo Peep is my favourite fictional character.
8) I am, by nature, a revolutionary, I am constantly going round in circles.
9) I have an intense dislike of the Monarchy, people seem to just follow them like sheep.
10) I dislike Politicians, and fail to understand why people flock to them.
11) I started my career as an apprentice Shepherd, but was dismissed when it was discovered that my staff was under the recommended size.
12) I have an aversion to mint sauce, it brings me out in a rash.
13) I had nothing whatever to do with the disappearance of Mary's little lamb.
14) My favourite writers are Sir Terry Pratchett and Dostoevsky.
15) My favourite poets are Dante Alighieri and Edgar Alan Poe.
16) It is a foul calumny that in Wales, a sheep tethered to a lamp post, is referred to as a leisure centre.
17) I always rise from sleep early, otherwise all the good looking sheep are taken.
18) I am dyslexic, I hope ewe don't mind.
19) My favourite outdoor pursuit is Ram bling.
20) I sincerely hope that none of my fourteen therapists is a wattpad member.
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Owain Glyn
