𝓑𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 ~ 𝓑𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝔂𝓷𝓮 𝔁 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻

13

Bird: makes bird noises * pour me another shot ... pour me another shot *trilling* *whistles* y/n am sorry forgive forgive me ?
Bruce: *groans* shut up *covers bird cage*
Bird: *makes noises*
Ivy: I've had some crazy nights.but I've never bought a talking bird
Y/n: *ease drops* who's this *whispers to self*
Bruce: sorry the party's over
Ivy: I wasn't at the party
Bruce: I've seen you before at the sirens. What are you doing here?
Ivy: Am here two speak for those who can't speak for themselves am here to speak for the plants
Bruce:Okay. My head hurts please get out
Ivy: first tell me about project M
Bruce: how do you know about that
Ivy: oh I know a lot of things.. Billionaire "Boy "
Bruce: *shocked* ivy ?
Ivy: *kisses him*
Y/n: *silently* gross she older than me and Bruce put together *gags*
Bruce: *glows* You're so ....Beautiful
Ivy: now project m
A jump scene
Ivy: that's quite a story
Bruce: your just so easy to talk two
Ivy: Normally I would make this quick like I did with Roland...buts it your name on the company that murders my lil green Friends
Bruce: Am sorry ivy I would never wanna upset u
Ivy: But I have Bruce.. hide out here all you want bury your head in the sand but your still guilty *cuts his neck with fingernail* it'll be slow it'll be painful but it's what you deserve
Bruce: *falls to ground*
Ivy: am just sorry I won't be here two see u bloom *leaves*
Y/n: *runs* Bruce Bruce
Bruce: *gasps*
Y/n: *grabs his hands* *hums*
Bruce: *wheezing *
Y/n: am sorry normally this works *crying*
Bruce: *wheezing*
Y/n: *crying and singing * These wounds won't seem to heal ! Your pain is all two real . Theres  just to much time cannot erase so let my magic take its place
Bruce: *continues to wheeze *
Y/n: *crys* why won't it work
Bruce's crazy dream thingy
Ra's Al Ghul: this won't do
Bruce: weres ivy what did she do to me were am I
Ra's Al Ghul: just the thing
Bruce: Ra's Al Ghul?
Ra'S Al Ghul: nope never heard of him
just here two do a light pruning really *cuts his face off *
Bruce: *screams*
Ra's Al Ghul : there that's better mommy used to say a little growth helps growth
Bruce: were are you taking that were are you taking me face what's happening to me
Ra's Al Ghul: My dear boy your dying
Bruce: *screams * No No No
Ra's Al Ghul: stay still good lord
End scene
Y/n: *on phone* Xiomara I did the basic spell he's still shaking he's like a plant
Xiomara: *on phone* Am booking a plane right now but for now candles lots of them and flip two page 57
Y/n: The forbidden page
Xiomara: just turn to it
Y/n: *flips to the page* I got it I'll call you back
Back to Bruce's dream
Bruce: *grabs fake Bruce*
Fake Bruce: easy there sport . It's Italian Velvet
Fake Y/n: *laughs*
Bruce: What did you do . Weres ras al Ghul
Fake Bruce: who
Bruce: that's my face give me back my face
Fake Buce: I think you been hitting the gin
Bruce: give me back my face Am Bruce Wayne
Fake Bruce: get off me Your ruining my fun
Bruce: *disappears*
Fake Alfred: everything ok Mr and Mrs Wayne
Fake y/n: yes
Fake Bruce: yes just taking care of the riff raf
End scene
Y/n: *hums* spell spell spell be gone back to which ye belong Back to the caster Take your disaster or Just Thinking of me But just the same Return this spell from whence it came
Bruce: *still lying there *
Y/n: I need to get in to his mind..*flips page* *hums* *sees inside his mind*
Bruce: So I propose to her with a ring with a  decent sized diamond
Fake y/n: so Then i make him take it back and get my a bigger one *laughs*
People: *laughs*
Bruce: So I ask her again with an even bigger diamond then she says yes
People: *laughs*
Ivy : *hands Bruce a drink*
Bruce: keep em coming *turns to see no one*
Fake Jim: *pats him* So how long u think u can hide
Bruce: *confused*
Fake Jim: look out there he's going to find you
Bruce: I don't understand
Fake Alfred: *burst into room*
Bruce: Alfred?
Fake Alfred: it's special agent Penny worth two you scum bag
Bruce: ahhhh
She gets out of his mind
Y/n: is that how he thinks of me?
Xiomara: *on phone* focus Miss
Bruce lays their life less
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Back to his dream "world "
Bruce: let me go .. listen two me am Bruce Wayne I can pay you whatever you want just let me go
Fake Alfred: sorry I can't do that I have a mission
Bruce: what mission
Fake Alfred: to bring you two him
Clips of "Batman's shadow *
Bruce: why'd you bring me here this is were my parents died
Batman: no this is were I was born *jumps down*
Bruce: No No
Out of his dream world
Y/n: *on phone* Xiomara he's growing like a tree
Xiomara: I don't now what two do
Y/n:  am going back in
Back in his dream world
Bruce; help somebody help ... who's there show yourself
Batman: *hides in the shadows *
Bruce: your me please
Batman: your scared you should be
Out of his dream world
Y/n: somebody's here *flicks hand * *all her spell stuff disappears *
Jim: weres bruce
Y/n: *takes him to bruce*
Jim: *gives him antidote *
Bruce: *wakes up*
Jim: it's ok Bruce
Y/n: your ok now
Jump scene
Jim: according to Lucius Ivy's toxin attaches the brain like A hallucinogenic so whatever you want throw I doubt it was pleasant but it wasn't real
Bruce: I think I sall who I really am I know what your going to say but what I sall it was real
Jim: then your lucky
Bruce: am not lucky you didn't see it
Jim: I've seen my own darkness let me say this u have people around you that care for you don't fight this alone don't fight this alone trust us I'll leave men outside tonight I'll come by tomorrow *walks*
Bruce: hey Jim when I was under I sall you you had a mustache
Jim: that's clearly a dangerous toxin *leaves*
Y/n: before I go. To bed I was wondering Was I their , in your dream thing
Bruce: yes  we were engaged and snobby and had bright colored lipstick
Y/n: *sighs*
Bruce: *looks at her* but your nothing like that
Y/n: *kisses cheek * good night bruce
Bruce: good night
Y/n: *leaves room*
Bruce: *on phone* Alfred it's me it's Bruce I need your help please call me
End episode

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