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Oli's P.O.V

(Before he finds out Raine and Rian are siblings)

'Love you too' Raine smiled into the phone, I don't know why but i suddenly felt dead. From going ex tactic to depressed by three little words

I asked her who it was hoping to all the gods that is wasn't her boyfriend....and they must of heard my prayers, she told me it was her brother from All Time Low.

Wait. I shouldn't of felt like that. Iv known the girl a day. It's impossible to have feelings so strong like this in a short amount of time isn't it? This girl, just a tattoo artist that is incredibly talented, not to mention drop dead beautiful char make me feel like this. Can she?

Raine's P.O.V

We walked back into the prep room (a/n dressing room sounds to feminine for a band like bring me😂) to see Jordan texting his wife, Matty and Lee talking to Tay but Matt Kean had another look in his eye, where as Matty and Lee had an interesting one wanting to know more about her Matt had a look of something that was more than that. Stars truck, adoration even. I nudged Oli

"Do you see that" I asked him in a hushed whisper

"Do I see what?" He replied mimicking my tone

"Matts look towards Tay" I started "He looks more than interested he looks smitten"

"I can see it now that you have mentioned it but I wouldn't have if you hadn't of said anything" he paused looking at the two again "how did you see that?" he asked

"I don't know" I shrugged "I can just pick up on personal things like that I guess"

"Come on let's not stalk the two lets join in" Oli said pulling me over onto the couch. There was no room left after Oli had squeezed himself onto it, he must of noticed me thinking and pulled me onto his lap

We stayed like that for two hours just taking about random things, our personalties, getting to know each other, Jordan had joined in by this point, until we decided to head back to the bus

"Do you two want to stay over tonight?" Lee asked

"Works not expecting me till next week so I can, what about you Raine?" Tay asked

"I'll ring Cory" I said pulling out my phone, everyone filed into the bus while I stayed outside.

"Ring. Ring. Ri- Hey Raine!" Cory chirped

"Hey Cor, you know how much you looooovveee me?" I asked innocently, I hadn't realised that Oli had come out he was just smirking watching how this played out

"Yes Raine what is it? just spit it out?" He said

"Can I please have tomorrow off?" I asked

"I'm not sure Raine..." he began

"I'll swap it for my next day off!" I cut in

"Fine but I expect to have a good explination" he sighd

"You will thanks Cory love you, night" I thanked him quickly and finished the call so he wouldn't change his mind

"Wrapped around your little finger" Oli commented

"Pfft even though he's not actually my dad I'm his little princess" I smirked "anyway let's get inside it's getting cold" I said as we entred the bus I was tacked to the floor by Matty as he smiled cheekily up at me

"It were a dare promise" he smiled his accent coming through

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We ended up just having a mini rave in the bus until we were all tired and ready to sleep

"Here change into this" Oli smiled as he threw a top and some basketball shorts at me, I smiled gratefully and dashed to the loo, just as I approached Tay came out in a similar attire presumably given to her by Matt

"So what's happening between you to then?" I smirked

"Nothing. I could say the same to you about you and Oli" she challenged me. I narrowed my eyes

"Well talk when we get home" then I locked the door and changed. I threw my jean and top onto the bag bunk and made my way to the back room where everyone was discussing sleeping plans

"Me and matt will take the couch" Oli stated

"No!" me and Tay protested in sync

"We will take it" we insisted

"You two are te guests you should get the bunk" Matt smiled

"We're not letting you sacrifice your bunks for us" I stated with my hand on my hip. Suddenly we were cut of by two cheeky laughs

"What's so funny lads" Matty asked Jordan and Lee

"Lee said you could just share" Jordan began, he couldn't contain his laughter "Then I....I.....said that the.... snakes will start to sing" he said almost in tears. It was a really shy penis joke of some sorts but ther laughs just made it funnier

"Well we could share" Oli suggested "only if your okay with it" he added quickly

"I'm fine with it you Tay?" I asked she just nodded clearly shy and with that we went to the bunks. Oli got in first and helped me up. I pulled the covers up over me and snuggled into the bed. Only to have some hands slip around my waist and pull me close. I didn't protest I jugs fell into a deep comfortable sleep

A/n so iv haven't updated in a while so i hope the long chapter makes up for it a little. will try to carry on with it soon any comments would be great 😘

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