Another Annoying Camp Song. Well really this one isn't a song, it's a skit. But same difference! It's funny!
We're sinking!
Boy: CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN!
Captain: What?
Boy: We're sinking!
Captain: What did we hit?
Boy: AN ICE CUBE!
Captain: An ice cube... *thinks* Do you mean an iceberg?
Boy: Yeah! An iceberg!
Captain: Ok let's start this over...
Boy: CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! WE'RE SINKING!
Captain: What did we hit?
Boy: An iceberg!
Captain: How far are we from land?
Boy: 12 nude models!
Captain: 12 nude models... *thinks* Do you mean 12 nautical miles?
Boy: Yeah! 12 nautical miles!
Captain: Ok, I'm going to make this easy for you. The next question is going to be What direction are we going? You're just going to pick any direction.
Boy: Any direction? *Captain nods* Ok!
Captain: Ok start it over!
Boy: CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! WE'RE SINKING!
Captain: What did we hit?
Boy: An iceberg?
Captain: How far are we from land?
Boy: 12 nautical miles!
Captain: What direction are we going?
Boy: DOWN!!!
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Lol, this is one of the skits that I actually like!
~Jazz
P.S. It might have been funnier in person!
