Some less than inspirational thoughts (1)
Smoking is bad for you
but
If you must smoke…
Wear a Condom.
The grass only looks greener
on the other side of the fence
because
the bastard has astroturf.
If we learn by our mistakes
then I must be the smartest fuck alive.
Look into your children’s eyes.
What do you see?
They are on drugs, aren't they?
Even an unpolished stone
can knock some dude senseless.
Beauty is an interpretation of what we see.
After 8 beer everything is beautiful.
I’ve never went to bed with an ugly woman
but
I have had to chew my arm off a couple times in the morning to escape.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
iPads don't roll.
If smiles are infectious
then
why are there so many miserable sons of bitches.
If one person likes your writing
then chances are
they have lousy taste.
April 27, 2014
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