Bitches be like:
1. Hey lets go kill Barney!!! 2. Lets go rob a bank! 3. Lets go meet Eyeless Jack!
Nah Bitch, Lets give Dora a new head that looks normal and lets start a new Mafia with Barney. Lets go blow up the fucking bank! Lets go find @Cute_Ninja's OC, No Eyes. Lets go meet the Jeff the killer and start a night club with Laughing Jack. Where goes the crackhead?
I be like i wanna find something good to eat. You look rough. i look rough? Bitch please, you look worse than a homeless person. i am a very picky eater. Everything got a certaini will brand and who cooks it and what restaurant i get it from. Like this New Pizza Place had opened. Someon wrote a phone number inide my box. I went to McDonald's and then someone else had written in my bag! Another phone number! When i called it was this Gay Strip Club! OMG! They are hiring! They are hiring! OMG!!! Should i become a stripper? If i do, they better not make me where PINK or PURPLE because i do not wanna look more beautiful than i already look. Which causes me to get raped! You no that folks? Anyway i would rather become a stripper lol than a private. I'm not ready be butt fucked yet!!! I mean i got a muscular buidt like in between buff and skinny. Its what those men and women out here wanna see right?
Murlough: Bands will make him dance!!! Bands will make him dance!!!
Kevin: Shut da Fuck up!!!
Chinae: Dance bitch!!!
Kevin: Aye! Wear dose cone cups around yo nips!!!
ME: Fuck dat shit! This is so fucking embarrasing!!!
Chinae(singing and clapping his hand rythimatically):Now take it all off! Now take it all off! Now can take it all off!
Murlough: Aye! Yo nips hard!
ME: You know what? Fuck all 3 of yall cuz my upper body is expose to air! I'm out! (Gets in imaginary car and drives off)
Please comment if you can. Should i or should i not be a stripper? I am very serious, i want everyone who can opinionate i don't give a fuck if the comments are negative! But be aware use choice of words wisely or Wattpad reports you. if you get reported i didn't report you.
