109 ways to have fun with inanimate objects

1.

Lamp shades.

They are easily the most fun.

Step 1: take the lamp shade off of the lamp.

Step 2: put lamp shade on your head.

Step 3: pretend to be a lamp until some unsuspecting person walks by.

Step 4: jump out and yell BOO!

Step 5: frown when it didn't work.